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The Virgin Attempt" Took him months to build up the courage to talk to her First time he has ever spoken to a girl Until now he has just stared at her across the room, then looked away quickly Too anxious to make conversation Sweat dripping, can't stop fidgeting Still can't maintain eye contact Girl is just being polite, not really paying attention Doesn't realise he's out of his league Gets her number but is too scared to call her afterwards Has masturbated over this waifu many times Will inevitably end up rejected Has never beern rejected by a woman in his life The Chad Conquest Loves conversation but quickly turns it to action worth as a person Will have a woman in bed within five minutes of meeting her, without fail Has zero regard for her Makes no attempt to remember her name Hollywood consults him for one-liners Doesn't respect women, he just has sex with them Has enough girls' numbers to publish a full-size phone book The Richter scale was invented with him in mind Throws her out as soon as he finishes

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The Virgin Attempt vs The Chad Conquest


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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