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The hr Thinks vigilantes are as bad as those they hunt (probably a closet nonce) Would divert the trolley because he is a man of action Talk s--- Get hit orgiveness Has killed so ma Belleves in the "cycle of pedos he is vlolence" as if people revered as a God have no free will LMAO Understands justice is about punishment and revenge, has never heard of rehabilitation in his life Turns the other cheek just so life can slap him in the face again Holds grudges for decades, enacts violent retribution seemingly at random on people Childishly believes there can be no satisfaction in revenge Receives a life sentence after being blamed for Chad's righteous actions who don't even remember him Reasons that those who harm him on't know any better (they do) Enacts vengeance on behalf of others, whether they want him to or not Knows his virgin friend won't stand up for himself Neuters Brad and spays Becky to ensure they never hurt the virgin ever again. MPUNE LAGESSIT People take advantage of his good" (i.e. weak) nature constantly Faced with the trolley problem, he would stand idly by and do nothing No one crosses him these days Respected and feared worldwide Knows to live is to suffer valiantly kills his parents for forcing him into existence Catches Becky with Brad in his own bed, thinks his mother was right and no woman will ever want him Thinks criminals can be rehabilitated, admires Norway for its p---- ass prison system Thinks the Hammurabi Code was soft on criminal:s Two eyes for an cye Passively allows the courts to pass "judgement", doesn't understand justice has been corrupted by the Jews Doesn't trust the Jewdicial system, knows vigilantism is the only justice in a falling empire Thinks Western institutions arc or have cver been moral or just Visits the virgin in prison because he is a good friend

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Wizard Breeder The Virgin Natalist No regard for their children or others Irresponsibly had a childNo time for sex Afraid of extinction like a coward Will mess up their kid in some wa Sometimes wishes they wene childfree Proprietor of death Actually an abomination Isn'teven that good of a parent "Suffering is good!'" Dumbass thinks he/she will have a legacy Huge carbon footprint Forced life on someone else without consent The Brad Childfree The Chad Antinatalist The Thad NEVERBORN Doesn't want children Maybe hates kids Sons and Daughters of Antinatalist's Likely Depresse Spends too much time o Faceboolk Will never get harmed will never harm anything Not even depressed Calls the void their home Usually has other reasons The unbom can't give consent so doesn't procreate that are not antinatalism Does his/her time on earth doesn't make anyone else Accomplishes what antinatalist's never could Subreddit is too bi Doesn't put up with b------- Pities children, open to adoption Niche subreddit, ok Can't be depressed or optimistic mods Some are actually just fence sitters Extinction not only inevitable but good Knows life requires suffering. moral enough not to put anyone through it The jet ski is a lie "Antinatalism sounds extremist"

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The virgin indie developer The Chad Triple-A developer Be ieves that ayhoy can develop a game because a few guys tried it and it magically worked out Gama keaps growing ard graving for yeers before nkng the bucket ? cears alter re ease Knas the ony peint ul develvpiri l Game dies in a year studio Games are usually priced at beween 10-30 dollars, doesn't have failh in his/her own cealio Terrible tanbase gives the game an awful reputation thus turning away thousands of potenial players arbase dous not efect the ipa r aes at all because muh mey i put into edeisng Prices rang: from 50 dellar kraws his ha BETHESDA l succee What's a DLC? Gamestrato caly Super nsecure, constantly asking tor feedback trom content sa the company can unnl cxpDLCs inta it ower the ycers Gane hastax suppurt No f------ xbox upport uesnt give a sigle f--- abou hisher playerease

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The virgin ghost The Chad Cosmic Horror Passive agressive 令, 20令鱔鱔お舌委令荒占 Corporeal, can't even touch you 小包 Literally already f------ dead Usually a child, ACTUAL virgin Boo! Too s--- for heaven, /too boring for hell *Rattles chains Overdone and BORING Throws tantrums Just an invisible dude Defeated by yelling "Jesus" at it

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The Virgin Grunt vs The Chad Jackal by Throwaway-Shitman

Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons

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The Virgin Sniper vs the Chad Terrorblade by tempest of calculs

"The Virgin Sniper" THE CHAD TERRORBLADE Attacks from over 1000 units away so you can't close the distance with him Attacks from just under 1000 units away to give you the illusion you can do s--- about it Has wings; doesn't use them in the interests of fairness Dies instantly to a Tiny combo Nou" Has no wings Uses his ultimate to steal kills Not one, but TWO swords almost as large as his d--- Uses his ultimates to f--- Stacy Builds Mjollnir, Daedalus, and MKB still wishes he could kill a tower in under 30 seconds Carries a wimpy little gun to battle in both senses of the phrase Stacks Eye of Skadi and wipes out your base like it's Hiroshima 1945 Can summon his own gangbang when the bitches are thirsty Stands away while his team does the actual work Casual 50 armour with no investment Has to buy defensive items to survive

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The Chad Brüno The Virgin Borat Dirt poor man from a s----- village Clean as a whistle Only wears designer Dirty and stinky. (Sacha never washed the costume) Beautiful romantic climax with the movies love interest while the Titanic theme plays Kidnaps the movie's love interest, still can't get her Gets mere boos when upsetting crowds Upset crowds try to murder him S---- in a sock A von on von exclusive interview mit Har E Son Foooooord! Never interacted with Harrison Ford Bleaches his a------ R----- Humor comes from elaborate, over the top, jaw dropping pranks Humor comes from s----- one liners Too insecure to show uncensored Consensual lover d--- on camera. Shows his enourmous schlong in hd doing the helicopter Hangs out with hookers Hangs out with swingers Ruins an innocent man's antique shop Ruins the circle jerk that is Paris Fashion Week Gets damn close f------ senator Ron Paul Doesn't try to f--- anyone classy

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tol THE THAD VS virgin park VS SYSTEM OF A CHAD Songs are about different concepts that can be dark and/or abstract Lineup never changed it was always perfect Songs have powerful social message Every member makes the band what it is Most famous member didn't join until 3 years after debut Songs are about Fanbase was able to depression feel very whiny keep enjoying band even during album drought Diverse Fanbase Edgy 14 year olds listen to them Nobody sounds like them becase it's impossible for anyone else to even try Psychadelic and abstract "Nu Metal" Style was unique couldn't be done better Has a rapper that overpowers singer by anyone else "Alt Metal" Basically created it's own subgenre of metal "Dig it out, dig it deeper just to throw it away" Basically copied Korn but with minor differences Two singers with voices that actuall work together "l don't think you trust in, my, self righteous suicide, I, cry, when angels deserve to die" "As below, so above and beyond, I imagine drawn outside the lines of reason Push the envelope. Watch it bend Vocalist has voice that can calm a raging animal or destroy you with sheer brutality

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Virgin isshin Chad Sekiro Only carries 1 sword Carries two swords Resurrects Needs new body to resurrect by him self Uses "magic Has a cowardly pokey stick Representing the physically disabled with prosthetic arm Hot, young stud Wrinkly old goose Using top of the line technology

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The Virgin Ricky Gervais The Chad John Mulaney universally pleasant self deprecating humor makes fun of disableds and Hollywood's stars hated by them NOT FUNNIEEEEEE! actually too cringe to be funny short, flaccid body, never looks like a comedian until he speaks boring anonymous outfit thin, 6 feet tall body, makes a good impression on stage cool elegant suit wrote a lot of hilarious scenarious, perfectly matched with the Saturday Night Live's stuff his masterpiece has been done better by the American:s

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The Virgin House SpongeChad SquarePants Target demographic is meant for young kids, yet watched byShitty meme status is on manchildren past Epic meme status is Art style is beautiful and stunning from every angle Target demographic pretty much ages on par with Robbie Rotten from Lazytown, another great Nickelodeon show gly art style Lincoln and his sisters are nothing more than offensive stereotypes par with Kylo Ren from the SpongeBob and all his friends and enemies are Show is nearly 0 years old very lovable Tries so hard to become the new face of Nickelodeon a la PewDiePie vs T-Series Show currently isn't even 5 f------ years old mascot of Nickelodeon marine biologist who enhanced many childhoods alongside fellow late Chad who co-founded Marvel Comics classic state Creator is a sexual harasser who sexually harassed multiple women Doesn't need to break the fourth wall to please the audience Fourth-wall breaking is so bad it completely ead pool BFF C nothing but a rip-off of Who the f--- is his main voice actor? Tom Kenny's iconic voice yde McBride BFF Patrick Star is a dimwit, but in a Little Bill, who in turn is a unique, 32-year-old is associated with Protagonist is a generic, 11-year-old human boy Doesn't even have a job since he's just a wimpy kid Loves his job at the Fandom is Krusty Fandom consists of i----- lovers just because they think the Loud Sisters especially in comparisson All the characters are unmemorable to the point I had to look up Lincoln Loud myself Characters are so likable I drew SpongeBob out of memory; I think I did good Characters do actually age throughout the series; most notably within SpongeBob himself, Mr. Krabs, Pearl Krabs, and eputatio Characters never age throughout the entire series Reputation is inspired many good Nicktoons that got cancelled like Harvey Beaks Fairly OddParents Life as a Teenage Robot and many more is worse than Teen Titans GO! Main antagonist is a tiny zooplankton with a f------ computer So popular all the sudden they had celebrities like Clancy Brown and Scarlett Johansson appear; the former of whom is always in the show, and the latter in the first movie in 2004 Despite not really being Doesn't reference all that modern-day crap that often mainly due to that References modern-day Lives own movie in February 7, 2020 for no apparent reason Uniquely lives in a pineapple under the sea with his pet snail, Gary generic house based on comics e 1960s

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The virgin live-action remake THE CHAD ANIMATED CLASSIC vibrant colors make everything pop out more timeless masterpiece made with years of blood, sweat and tears from people who actually gave a s--- barely any color at all pure grimdark with no lighthearted moments to balance it out zero facial expression because muh realism unforgettable soundtrack composed by Hans f------ Zimmer its mere existence suggests that disney has lost faith in animation exaggerated facial expressions that actually convey the characters' feelings soulless cashgrab that exists solely so hollywood can flex their latest software is serious, but still has lighthearted moments

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The hr Thinks vigilantes are as bad as those they hunt (probably a closet nonce) Would divert the trolley because he is a man of action Talk s--- Get hit orgiveness Has killed so ma Belleves in the "cycle of pedos he is vlolence" as if people revered as a God have no free will LMAO Understands justice is about punishment and revenge, has never heard of rehabilitation in his life Turns the other cheek just so life can slap him in the face again Holds grudges for decades, enacts violent retribution seemingly at random on people Childishly believes there can be no satisfaction in revenge Receives a life sentence after being blamed for Chad's righteous actions who don't even remember him Reasons that those who harm him on't know any better (they do) Enacts vengeance on behalf of others, whether they want him to or not Knows his virgin friend won't stand up for himself Neuters Brad and spays Becky to ensure they never hurt the virgin ever again. MPUNE LAGESSIT People take advantage of his good" (i.e. weak) nature constantly Faced with the trolley problem, he would stand idly by and do nothing No one crosses him these days Respected and feared worldwide Knows to live is to suffer valiantly kills his parents for forcing him into existence Catches Becky with Brad in his own bed, thinks his mother was right and no woman will ever want him Thinks criminals can be rehabilitated, admires Norway for its p---- ass prison system Thinks the Hammurabi Code was soft on criminal:s Two eyes for an cye Passively allows the courts to pass "judgement", doesn't understand justice has been corrupted by the Jews Doesn't trust the Jewdicial system, knows vigilantism is the only justice in a falling empire Thinks Western institutions arc or have cver been moral or just Visits the virgin in prison because he is a good friend

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