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VİRGİN EMO Isn't allowed Piercings show his tolerance Posts selfies to have lona hair to pain Posts drawings Not only has long hair, but dyes it as well Can't tease hain Still in Middle School Black Veil Brides Dot Dot Curve palette is black eases hair more Than he teases Stacy Fall Out Boy "Emo" girls are just theater geeks and variety of neon colours "screamo""" Scene-Queens are seen achad! Accepting of all genders by being bisexual Doesn't know what Cap'n Jazz is as celebrifies Colour palette consists of Black Has unique music qenre Attack Attack! Intimidating crab-like posture Uses tumblr stays alone Sociable, has clique MySpace King Drinks Monster Asking Alexandria Probably drinks water PATD MCR broke up BrokeNCYDE L See Sfars will never die

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Progressive Metal Anthology vs. The Chad Nu Metal One Hit Wonder

Plays music to his friends, gets awkward stares because they don't get it Songs are about 20 minutes long and contain 5 wanky guitar solos "Hey bro, play that awesome Last Resort song Despite the drummer dieing of a heroin overdose and all other band members bankrupt and homeless, the song is still played on rotation to this day Il Pulls off awesome hi lited dreadlocks, gothic stacies stare at him Never played on the radio Wants to grow viking beard, ends up being wiry and unattractive The one song is a 3 minute verse chorus banger, no time for quitar solos Unnecessarily long hair Plays dated RPGs like Gothic and Morrowind Wears all black, he thinks he's dark and edgy but really doesn't want to be noticed Over abundance of accessories and flashy flame tank top is a must Plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 Formed in the late 8os but virtually unknown until the rise of social media Formed in 1997, made hit single 2 years later About 20 albums that are only sold in specialist record shops Only one album released in 1999 with the one hit song and 11 other trash filler tracks, but it sold double platinum simply because of the one song Very tight clothes due to poor diet Even his XXL ultra baggy JNCO jeans are too tight for his massive schlong Uses online forums to talk about music Embraces the simpler things in life, like one fingered guitar rifts in Drop B and pop choruses Needlessly complex instrumentation Never uses the internet except for online gaming Not a single swear word in entire discography Poetic lyrics about death life and love only for p---- virgins Chadly lyrics about f------ stacies and hating your parents because they gave you Crash Bandicoot 3 instead of Watches the needle drop F bombs in every line in the one song Watches jackass Carmageddon ultra gore edition

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Virgin 2019 v. Y2k CHAD

Virgin 2019 website Chad 2000 Demands a specific resolution Not afraid to Rounded edges on every element so nobody gets hurt Adjusts to all screen sizes like a p---- Powerful Java applets use bright colors Everything is white Funny animated gifs Forced smooth scroll reCAPTCHA Privacy -Terms Barely uses JavaScript, as things should be I'm not a robo Warns about cookies Begs for email addresses "Values" your privacy Everything animated Beautiful backgrounds like clouds, space or a nice leather finish Doesn't require a fancy backend like Node or any API a free FTP server is fine Requires JavaScript to show anything Offers useful toolbars that extend your browsers functionality Has a supbage that's just called Downloads" Wants to know your location Wants to show notifications Works properly with Internet Explorer Doesn't discriminate against other countries or bots

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The Virgin Happy v. THE CHAD RONALD McDONALD

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virgin scorbunny vs chad grookey

fashionable haircut! and a stick! Virgin Scorbunny Chad Grookey name is a combination of grass, ook!, and monkey some dumb bitch rabbit tasteless p---, a bottom being fast is a crutch Furry bait name is just scorch and bunny. lame! a monkey can and will overpower a stupid bunny useful and amazing tail nothing special to look at. literally just a bipedal bunny tiny puny pathetic tail only meme is chungus 100% will evolve into a gigachad probably gonna be a fire fighting ok so basically, is momkey cute in a cool way weird floppy feet

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Virgin vs Chad D&D Alignments

F--- M E LAWFUL CHAD VIRGIN CHAD CHAOTIC CHAD LAWFUL VIRGIN TRUE VIRGIN CHAOTIC VIRGIN Lawkul EvilDirgin Evil Chaotic Evil

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The Virgin Paradox VS An Amplitude of Chad

The Virgin Paradox An Amplitude of Chad Paradoxically a virgin yet a cuck Have to innovate to mitigate losses but their sycophants on reddit assure them they don't Surging publicity Declining sales Flourishes his "Wizard moniker Doesn't have to innovate to maintain their profits but does it anyways Unites humanity under a banal "United Nations of Earth" Pays testers to release a game that is as beta as him at release Technology is inspired by cutting edge, current scientific speculation Bases game entirely off Sci-Fi tropes because theres a market demand for it Cannot advance their agenda without spilling their spaghetti Plows ample p---- on Releases a couple of DLC per game, all substantial and fairly priced the regular Bonus Technology is inspired by genre cliches Eukariote Cosmetics DLC for 10% off Ends the milquetoast oligarchic farce that is the United Nations with the counterrevolution of a sole sovereign too based to die Games are steeped with progressive, neoliberal subtext, They're so good not even alt-righters give a f--- MANDATORY Connected, fluid and compelling narrative universe Incorporates own creative vision in their Sci-Fi universe, still get paid for it Aliens are mostly disfigured furries Gets beta testers to pay, acknowledges games are incomplete when they aren't Snorts Dust and suffers no side effects Have never seen a failed release in their existence Aliens do not iust look funny- Their otherworldliness permeates their social organization as well

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The Virgin MarzGurl VS The Chad Vic Mignogna

The Virgin MarzGurl The Chad Vic Mignogna Has to rent her body to medical schools to put food on the table Has spending/saving habits that make Chris-chan look like Ben Franklin The man is pretty much the embodiment of Chad-dom the head looks like him and all I did was change his hair.) Has legions of fangirls who defend him despite him being old enough to be their Dads Is 52, looks like he's in his mid-thirties Husband looks like the Filipino version of Herve Villechaize Doesn't have to Weebs defend him despite his accusers voicing their favorite anime waifus. worry about Vic's lawsuit garnishing her income because "what income?" Too dull to notice her close friend was arn obviously skeezy sexual predator His Significant Other was a hot actress. Will probably still be holding the bag after the #kickvic debacle Has the temerity to put up a GFM despite having enough F U money to hire the best lawyers in Texas. It's still successful. Her biggest achievement in life (#CTC) doomed to dissipate like a hot fart His open, unapologetic Christianity makes him look like a cool rebel in an industry that hates Christians. Is 33, looks about 45 Is dweeby atheist who hates Christian Dad Probably an actual virgin

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Virgin 2019 website Chad 2000 Demands a specific resolution Not afraid to use bright colors Powerful Java applets Adjusts to all screen sizes like a p---- 2P Rounded edges on every element so nobody gets hurt Everything is white Funny animated gifs Barely uses JavaScript, as things should be Forced smooth scroll reCAPTCHA Privacy -Terms I'm not a robo Warns about cookies Begs for email addresses "Values" your privacy Beautiful backgrounds like clouds, space or a nice leather finish Doesn't require a fancy backend like Node or any API a free FTP server is fine Everything animated Requires JavaScript to show anything Has a supbage that's just called " Downloads" Offers useful toolbars that extend your browsers functionality Wants to know your location Wants to show notifications Works properly with Internet Explorer Doesn't discriminate against other countries or bots

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Chunky Chad by hark, free bobby free 69 free tayk fre, Puinguin and Dilly

THE CHAD HEAVY PHD IN RUSSIAN LITERATURE PLAYERS PICK MEDIC JUST FOR HIM, EVERYONE WANTS TO BE HIS POCKET CALLS EVERYONE A BABY THE VIRGIN SCOUT GIANT ARMS TO CARRY THE TEAM NEEDS TO PAINT EVERY COSMETIC LIME OR PINK TO CALL FOR ATTENTION HAS MISSING CALLS FROM HIS MOTHER, NEVER CALLS BACK PAYS FOR HIS OWN FOOD MEDICS FIND HIM CREEPY OUCH VISITS HIS FAMILY REGULARLY, AND PROVIDES FOR THEM WITH THE UPMOST LOVE AND CARE STEALS FULL HEALTH PACKS WHEN MISSING 1 HP ORBITING MISS PAULING BUT TOO SCARED TO TALK TO HER GIVES OUT HIS LUNCH TO HEAL HIS TEAMMATES DRINKS SUGARY SODA CAN'T OUTSMART BOOLET BLOATMAXXED, PEAK OF MASCULINITY SMALL AND SKINNY BODY DOES NOT WORK OUT ABSOLUTE TWINK HAS TO DOUBLE JUMP TO ESCAPE DEPRESSION HIS GUNS HAVE FEMALE NAMES AND TREATS THEM WITH RESPECT HAS CAMEOS IN DIFFERENT UNIVERSES OUTSIDE OF THE GAME, EXTENDING HIS GREATNESS BETWEEN THE PLANES TRIES TO PICK UP CHICKS WITH FRIED CHICKEN WEIRD POSTURE, LIKES TO BREAK HIS LEGS WHEN JUMPING FOR SOME REASON WIDE, NATURAL STANCE DOES NOT NEED TO RUN BUT NEVER PAYS FOR IT DOESN'T NEED COSMETICS. HE'S HANDSOME BY DEFAULT

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Rey vs Rei

The Virgin Rey THE CHAD RE deep character, struggles with emotion mary sue, is good at everything without having to work for it fights against boring rehash of fights against near-omnipotent kaiju-sized aliens (that are actually human or something I don't even get that f------ series) iconic villain faction L0 pilots a hamburger with an olive on the side pilots a badass robot that's not actually a robot cuz it's actually an alien human thing with the soul of the woman she was cloned from can (and does) literally start the apocalypse can lift rocks literally never showered in her life does shower from an unoriginal copy of a beloved film, with half the charm from an original and unique series that has people still pondering its meaning 20+ years later

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Virgin Transgender versus Chad Trap

The Virgin Transgender The Chad Trap Wants to cut his d--- off "The d--- makes it cuter!" 09 Not a blemish in sight Skin destroyed by HRT Yells at people for misgendering "her" Androgvny through obesity Exists only to be misgendered and revels in it 0.02% bodyfat to maintain the perfect female form Probably a confused homosexual Not gay

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The Virgin Bodybuilder vs. The Chad Strongman by rafastarkiller

THE VIRGIN BODYBUILDER THE CHAD STRONGMAN works out to impress girls not actually strong, just defined works out to reach his peak physical condition truly strong muscles are not just for show probably gay even if he was gay he'd be a bear (aka the manliest kind of gay) body covered in manly hair orm over function manboobs, another side effect of his roids addiction looks chubby, but doesn't care about looks shaves and oils up his skin like a male stripper tiny d--- due to steroids schlong is as big as he is never skips leg day only trains upper body looks like Johnny Bravo gets his protein from eating large chunks of meat

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VİRGİN EMO Isn't allowed Piercings show his tolerance Posts selfies to have lona hair to pain Posts drawings Not only has long hair, but dyes it as well Can't tease hain Still in Middle School Black Veil Brides Dot Dot Curve palette is black eases hair more Than he teases Stacy Fall Out Boy "Emo" girls are just theater geeks and variety of neon colours "screamo""" Scene-Queens are seen achad! Accepting of all genders by being bisexual Doesn't know what Cap'n Jazz is as celebrifies Colour palette consists of Black Has unique music qenre Attack Attack! Intimidating crab-like posture Uses tumblr stays alone Sociable, has clique MySpace King Drinks Monster Asking Alexandria Probably drinks water PATD MCR broke up BrokeNCYDE L See Sfars will never die

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