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The Virgin Rey THE CHAD RE deep character, struggles with emotion mary sue, is good at everything without having to work for it fights against boring rehash of fights against near-omnipotent kaiju-sized aliens (that are actually human or something I don't even get that f------ series) iconic villain faction L0 pilots a hamburger with an olive on the side pilots a badass robot that's not actually a robot cuz it's actually an alien human thing with the soul of the woman she was cloned from can (and does) literally start the apocalypse can lift rocks literally never showered in her life does shower from an unoriginal copy of a beloved film, with half the charm from an original and unique series that has people still pondering its meaning 20+ years later

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Transgender The Chad Trap Wants to cut his d--- off "The d--- makes it cuter!" 09 Not a blemish in sight Skin destroyed by HRT Yells at people for misgendering "her" Androgvny through obesity Exists only to be misgendered and revels in it 0.02% bodyfat to maintain the perfect female form Probably a confused homosexual Not gay

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The Virgin Bodybuilder vs. The Chad Strongman by rafastarkiller

THE VIRGIN BODYBUILDER THE CHAD STRONGMAN works out to impress girls not actually strong, just defined works out to reach his peak physical condition truly strong muscles are not just for show probably gay even if he was gay he'd be a bear (aka the manliest kind of gay) body covered in manly hair orm over function manboobs, another side effect of his roids addiction looks chubby, but doesn't care about looks shaves and oils up his skin like a male stripper tiny d--- due to steroids schlong is as big as he is never skips leg day only trains upper body looks like Johnny Bravo gets his protein from eating large chunks of meat

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I can’t speak Spanish

SABIAS QUE EL HITLER PINTABA MEJOR QUE FRIDA KHALO DOMINABA LA PERSPECTIVA EL COLOR Y LAS PROPORCIONES TENIA CONOCIMIENTOS DE ARQUITECTURA SUS OBRAS TRANSMITEN SENCIBILIDAD Y BONDAD DIBUJABA TANTO PERSONAS, TENIA ERRORES CON LAS PROPORCIONES NO SABIA COMBINAR COLORES OSCURECIA CONINEGRO-K DABA LUCES CON BLANco NATURALEZAS VIVAS Y PERRITOS. CREO LA PRIMERA LEY DE PROTECCION PARA LOS ANIMALES PINTABA COSAS RARAS Y COMOQUE QUE ESTABA ENOJADA CON LA VIDA PADECIA EGOLATRISMO& PERSONA QUE SIEMPRE SE PINTA ASI MISWA PRACTICABA EL COMUNISMO Y OBVIAMENTE SE INYECTABAMARIGUANAS makiono 2019 2019 NO CONFUNDAS MI PERSONALIDAD CON MI ACTITUD, MI PERSONALIDAD ES QUIEN SOY, MI ACTITUD DEPENDE DE QUIEN SEAS TU. EL ARTE ES PARA HACERNOS MEJORES PERSONAS Adolf Hitler fceRoética - Frida Khalo

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Virgin Sony vs Chad Nintendo

Vigin Sony Chad Nintendo FoCuses on politics rather than gameplay. Believes that fun should always come first for vIdeo games. Doesn't censor games. Censors games from Japan since the company moved to the Liberal state California. Use to have popular mascots, but they neglect them noW. Has a ton of mascots that even third party companies want's their mascots to be known with Nintendo as well. Ripped off Nintendo with a awful Super Smash Bros clone that they abandoned. Refuses crossplay with Microsoft and Nintendo. Created the popular and beloved series Super Smash Bros. Has crossplay with Microsoft.

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Gavin Virginnis vs Ben Chadpiro

Gavin Virginnis Ben Chadpiro Believes grown ups shouldn't play video games, despite how video games can be rated M. Started The Proud Boys pretty much a group of angry violent incels that became so toxic that he had to abandon it Doesn't have a problem with video games. Didn't start the Proud Boys. Called Martin Luther King a communist and a sexual deviant on MLK day. Respects the legacy of Martin Luther King. Shoved a dildo up his ass to "trigger"the Liberals somehow. Rather haue a intelligent conversation with people over just'"triggering the left"

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The virgin Autobot vs the Chad Toa

The virgin Autobot The Chad Toa Lives among boring humans Lives among polynesian robo-hobbits Arch enemy is an all-powerful god of darkness Arch enemy is just another transformer Ashamed of their body so they transform into a car or something Elemental powers No elemental powers Doesn't transform, body is already perfect Mistrusted by their human allies PRH allies worship them as a demigod Runs away from their home planet G1 mediocre, needed reboots to become great G1 so im possibly epic it ruined any potential for r eboots Saves their home planet and then eaves on their own terms Movies are either dated 80s cartoons or the worst set of blockbusters of the 2000s Franchise secretly a poignant metaphor creator's battle with cancer Franchise contains no rea subtext or deep meaning Movies genuinely great for their genre

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HURT!

The Virgin Original THE CHAD COVER Famous for his southern tenor . infamous for sounding whiny wears crown of thorns wears crown of s--- Named Cash: signifies having value Named Reznor: signifies insecure edginess overshadowed and obsolete commonly mistaken as original Still alive iconic nothing ~ appreciated by connoisseurs of film who watched Logarn Appreciated by fans of Rick and Morty has loved ones to remember Young, still bogged down by existential anxiety Old at the time it was produced and dead at the time it was popular. adds to the song's meaning and authenticity iconic guitar

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The Becky Captain Marvel vs. THE CHAD CAPTAIN MARVEL

The Becky THE CHAD Is strong enough to defeat the likes of even Superman Has butch d--- hair Is Marvel's sad attempt as a Wonder Woman clone when there are better female characters than her Has a drinking problem SHAZAM!!! The original Captain Marvel Literally a female version of a "manchild" Caused Civil War 2 causing many heroes and innocent people to die Violent control freak Extremely forgettable and unlikable Dumb looking scarf belt Despite being only 10 yrs old most women in the League want to f--- him Got her ass handed to her and powers stolen by Stacy Rogue Her successor is more likable and competent than she ever was Transforms from a 10 yr old little boy to a 6'3 CHAD Mature for his age Gave birth to her own Is well loved by both Marvel and DC fans OHKO's Batmain Tried to kill Iron Man over some stupid b------- Can keep up with The Flash and even called him a slowpoke Is not even the original Captain Marvel Iconic design CHAD DOOM called her a tat piece of funiture

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Chrollo vs Hisoka by kula

The Virgin Chrolluck"59s THE HISOCHAD HUNTER 6'1.5 Sometime disguises himself Only tears he's seen are his opponent's Knows he's the strongest and doesn't care what his opponent can do, he'll be fine anyways Often cries because Knows he can't win a fight on his own, spends years researching his Uses other people's abilities, not his own Hand always ready to use his bungee gum Nen has the properties of both rubber and gum Uses edgy hipster knife Wears edgy dark trench coat can never fight with it Uses classy poker deck Stylish and Battle ready outfit Will invite spider maidens for dinner Runs away from his problems

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The Virgin Chokepointer VS The Chad Castle Guard by TheTrainBrain

Can support, marry, and have children with a myriad of women Outclasses a different edgelord with a big sword and mental issues No supports, he will always be a virgin Completely outclassed by an edgeloed with a big sword and mental issues rrelevant and benched from the moment you get him Low speed, why bother? He doesn't need it anyway High speed to run away from battles Name is a lanily done reversal of "guard" Games are called outdated, stale, or generic Necessary to obtain the Pursut Ring, providing Relevence Game's story is regarded as the series best, Japan's favorite game in general Gentile Giant Originall and creative name "Arden #324 on the Choose your Legends poll #93 on the Choose your Legends poll Strong and Tough" THE POWER OF PURSUIT!!!" -dogs wdide this poler

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The Virgin Bowl vs the Chadvision Song Contest by Glide08

SONG CONTEST No stupid cartoon songs, everything must be written Tries too hard to be manly, only turns out to be full of homoerotic-esque moments we WANT The CArToON SPONGE SonG TO plAY DURInG THe HAlFtimE Show So inherently macho even the girls havea beard You're probably especially for the contest thinking of Lordi and/or the Russian Elaborate stage show Grannies right nowfull of pyrotechnics Nobody remembers it once the next one comes, people only watch it for the ads anyway Players wear helmet and padding, still get brain damage doesn't stop the performers from wearing costumes with no protective The halftime show's glitz and glamour only serve to distract from the utter boredom of the game People watch it for the actual contest itself Runs for three glorious days A product placement ban so strict not even Facebook and the Salvation Army could avoid it you ARE uNdeR arREsT FOr NOt STANdiNG For ThE us AnThEm One day only, three-hour event that only has 11 minutes of actual play Glitz and gamour are part of the contests' DNA, only adds to the satsifaction when your country gets 12 points Songs are capped at 3 minutes to prevent a Shady corporations use it to showcase their latest products collective endrophine overdose across Europe Theme song only makes you wonder whether your d--- has becomethe winning country gets an a noodle Theme song immediately makes you brace for the "GOOD EVENING EUROPE!" Genuinely patriotic, fans are constantly waving flags and ograsmic bout of national pride

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This is the most fascinating genre of meme by Marx Headroom. Mashup of Max Headroom & Karl Marx

the no more virgin but stills virgin minded THE CHASTE CHAD Changed the space time to regam virginity workout only to have a refined body, but if he wished he could stay strong only with his mind. s talk to everyone he did sex tries to use old chad hairstyle but fails dont do sex anymore because do not find anyone worthy uces chad old clothing workout to try to dont fight with his hands because no one can touch his body sword with his mind to kill who stands in his way pick up girls try to fight with cveryone (in some game) wear a robe because nobody has the right to see his skin Has no personality copy everything chad did in the past

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The Virgin Rey THE CHAD RE deep character, struggles with emotion mary sue, is good at everything without having to work for it fights against boring rehash of fights against near-omnipotent kaiju-sized aliens (that are actually human or something I don't even get that f------ series) iconic villain faction L0 pilots a hamburger with an olive on the side pilots a badass robot that's not actually a robot cuz it's actually an alien human thing with the soul of the woman she was cloned from can (and does) literally start the apocalypse can lift rocks literally never showered in her life does shower from an unoriginal copy of a beloved film, with half the charm from an original and unique series that has people still pondering its meaning 20+ years later

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