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The Virgin Paradox An Amplitude of Chad Paradoxically a virgin yet a cuck Have to innovate to mitigate losses but their sycophants on reddit assure them they don't Surging publicity Declining sales Flourishes his "Wizard moniker Doesn't have to innovate to maintain their profits but does it anyways Unites humanity under a banal "United Nations of Earth" Pays testers to release a game that is as beta as him at release Technology is inspired by cutting edge, current scientific speculation Bases game entirely off Sci-Fi tropes because theres a market demand for it Cannot advance their agenda without spilling their spaghetti Plows ample p---- on Releases a couple of DLC per game, all substantial and fairly priced the regular Bonus Technology is inspired by genre cliches Eukariote Cosmetics DLC for 10% off Ends the milquetoast oligarchic farce that is the United Nations with the counterrevolution of a sole sovereign too based to die Games are steeped with progressive, neoliberal subtext, They're so good not even alt-righters give a f--- MANDATORY Connected, fluid and compelling narrative universe Incorporates own creative vision in their Sci-Fi universe, still get paid for it Aliens are mostly disfigured furries Gets beta testers to pay, acknowledges games are incomplete when they aren't Snorts Dust and suffers no side effects Have never seen a failed release in their existence Aliens do not iust look funny- Their otherworldliness permeates their social organization as well

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The Virgin Paradox VS An Amplitude of Chad


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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