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Blonde hair as a result of genetic inferiority THE VIRGIN DARREN VS THE CHAD NESSAJ Bald because of the too high testosterone Never needed hair anyway Often regarded as a spy but without having the charm of one Could have true sight at will but will not because otherwise it would be "too easy" Looks always down in search of spare coins Grandmaster of the art of lightnings and special effects Doesn't really have anyone in the company that likes him Low constitution obliges him resorting to a cape to survive the cold Avatar of the only one true god of chaos, carries on with all the most difficult tasks and challenges that he puts him at without breaking a sweat Never needs to prepare his spells Wears whatever the party doesn't need Dies everytime like a hamster Economically dependant on the good alignment of Too coward for fighting melee, resorts to a bow The only one capable of beating Zeguacio in a physical contest Even then, too weak to make any difference, has to pray the god of assassins to lend him his bow Lives in a magic tower Ripped as f--- 56 STR Wearer of the golden chainshirt of conductivity +15 Cries like a baby and tries even to avoid returning it his party for the constant resurrections Possesses no comprehension of the concepts of originality and fashion Tore the skin off a leopard barehanded and made the pants with Greater Wish Spontaneous channeler of storms Has to make continue judgment of the world in order to cope with his insecurity Once killed an archangel because he was bored Dangerous only to the 3% of the enemies, the resting 97% will feast on his bones Always oiled and ready Will never exchange a straight blade for Has a mistress a curved one Not afraid of even polymorphing himself in order to escape death or capture Believes in order only because he's afraid of losing his job Will virtually prostrate himself to any divinity he encounters without any regard for loyalty or respect for himself Exotic boots of daily flight so he doesn't have to bother casting Will always jump straight into the danger and the danger will go away

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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