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The Virgin Constitutional monarchist The Chad Absolutist monarchist Probably would be a 6-6-6 ruler in EU IV Unless with half Always a man Probably would be a 1-3-0 leader of the world, always loses wars in EU IV Leads his army to battle The only soldiers he ever saw A s----- small nation was his royal guard Glorious Realises that democracy crown is a failure Literally sent by God Owns half A senile old guy/weak naive guy A woman Wears civilian clothes of Europe L himself Beautiful fur coat Probably Praises and his ancestors Against degeneracy favors elective monarchy anyways S------- flag and emblem honours Glorious emblem and national flag S----- crown No fur coat or a s----- fur coat Beautiful wife and many children Forgotten by the end Young, full of enthusiasm of the century Never lost a war Worries about the plebs opinion Probably divorced Unironically thinks Prays everyday Loved by and praised by the people for the next hundreds of years Colonisation is his hobby that democracy is good Imperialism runs in his blood Noble Thinks that everybody is equal Decolonised clothing half of the world Doesnt know his ancestry Lutheran/forgot about the church Doesnt give a f--- what others think By Mako

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Becky Being The Stacy Goddess Nerdy bun Tried make-up once, got allergic- reaction Runs her own make-up parlour Glorious, long hair dances with the wind No clothing store has small enough bras for her Is the child that was supposed to be a boy Only daughter of her parents, cherished by her whole family Only girl in the chess club, barely gets any attention from the Virgins Had to take breast reduction surgery in order to see her toes, still the best melons in the whole world Has a collection of finest Chanel perfumes designed by Coco Chanel herself Never heard of perfume, clothes reek of her cats Has to ask the Virgin to the prom During weekends is usually the hostess of parties for her and her Chad and Stacy friends Uses internet only with her phone to use social media During weekends usually sits at her computer and surfs in tumblr and Har Potter forums All the Chads text her prior to the prom Wears $40 fake Vans $2000 Gucci high heels

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Posted byu/pgifugleys OOF!4 months ago Becky vs Stacy Drunk

The Becky "drunk"' The Stacy "Druuunnnkkk P" might call friends to pick her up "lol I don't remember that" drinks sugary flavored drinks because she doesn't like the taste of alcohol projectile vomits on TV everyone thinks it's funny Wears little to no clothing despite -15°F weather Is "responsible" and knows her "limits" Goes home at midnight because because she "prefers to sleep in her own bed" Drinks Vodka and Everclear like they're water Kindly rejects men who try to make moves on her because she's interested in having a "relationship" has multiple misdemeanor charges People cheer her on to drink more, her tolerance is the stuff of legend Awkwardly clings to friends F----- a doą once Body count in the triple digits Isn't concered with potential health issues death doesn't scare her I was so f----- up last night lol" Dresses slightly more casual than normal

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The family Virgin vs. THE CHAD OF THE HILL by YungestFrankie

The family Virgin THE CHAD OF THE HILL absolute legend on the gril s--- at grilling usually unemployed sells propane, and propane accessories only daughter is a loser has the Chad time keeper 9000, always knows the time no watch never knows the time daughter is popular, and successful weird green pants probably from good will stinks, probably doesn't shower natural Chad hormones smells great 24/7 dad blue jeans Chad work boots plain, boring shoes

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The Becky Croft Reboot Trilogy vs. The Stacy Croft Classic

VIRGIN CROFT CHAD She IS The Tomb Raide ((BECOMES)) the Tomb Raider Her mom's death doesnt bother her as much can give valid reasons why her mom's gone! constantly cries about her makes dumbass excuses parents, her murders, etc he Jolie movies are actually o of the better movies based uses pointless weapons uses dual pistols off video game properties there are tombs, but no raiding her movie adaptation was so bad, nobody even knew it came out ripoff of nathan drake and predator only to be taken way too seriously influences Tank Girl, Indiana Jones, and James Bond Became one of the most iconic video game mascots of the 90s and the 2000s alongside Jill Valentine, Sonic the Hedgehog and Crash Bandicoot having a left-wing woke sjw agenda her third game was crushed ps4's spiderman on sales She raids tombs! gets easily betrayed by jonah and destiny doesn't mind being cucked by demons devils, and dinosaurs! ...her t--- are iconic too! a ruined iconic video game character bya greedy video game company

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The Virgin Conspiracy Theorist vs the Chad Jones

Virgin Conspiracy Theorist Chad Jones The earth is flat ance O Point Energy weapons took down the The earth is hollow, has been to Agartha to prove it first hand George Bush Did 9/11 Uses Iríconspiracy Starts 99% of x threads Iraq war was for oil Thinks Alex Jones Is Crazy Iraq war was for Annunaki stargate Is Infowars #1 insider source of information Scared of illuminati Card carrying member of the illuminat Easily falls for shill bait and spreads dumb, fake Spreads disinfo to cause chaos among the virgin plebs ears tinfoil hat with pride thinks the Rothschilds are in control His shitposts are the reason Rothschilds Thinks God is a Bow To Bogdanoff A pawn of the s God in the Human Globalist Elite s the Globalist Elite as therefore i atheist Form his pawn T ag fav Chad Jones

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The Virgin Colonial Marine VS The Chad Operator by rrrrrr1 "human rights lawyer"

Virgin Marine" helmet for protection E CHAD OPERATOR No headset, doesn even know his SL is Merely tequests a machete om the R0 Keeps SL and staf ofcers sp Fires indiscriminately, considers those who get in the way of is buillets his swom enemy to date with wtal intel mor ight always on- fears the dark and throws dares before moving on Has somehow managed to put a bayonet on a MA3 Oten plays engineer or medic Red dot sight, skeleton stock, becomes angry ifhe cannot get attachments MANDATORY Feared by the CO, has likely attacked MPs at least once by drop Does not respect engineers or medics, heals sef by Bexing Punches and disams aens despite knowing this has lttle ectuo low them down MAA1,AP ammo can meet his gaze Stays in the middle of his squad, always wats before fring to make sure no one well move and get ha by his builets Only plays Alpha for obious reasons, as wel as Deta Runs to physically attack queens with machetes Jumps over the table to see avalable atachments Camies 5 AP mags but never gets the chance o use tham No aemor or lights, has trained himse to look around by moving his mouse over dai tile Always takes a knide rig file with throwing kn Always nunining beleves he wll be an easy target if he is slow Knie in boot becaute he fears capture-wl kllelf if facehugged Walks, never runs, in onder to confuse renos Only plays Bravo or Charlie No items in loadout, a best a beret Has a nickname lke "Pyro r Pariah, undeserved Rarely, ส ever, gets kils, and,ever kils beg abens No boo kife- does noSear capture,because he knows it will neve happen to him Runs the sees a Doesn get attachments it's too crowded

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The Virgin IDM Musician vs Techno Producer Chad by lacertasomnium

THE VIRGIN IDM MUSICIAN TECHNO PRODUCER CHAD No hair, thinks he's above personal appearance Regularly spends 3 consecutive days doing drugs in a basement; still keeps perfect tan. No hair to withstand heat of thousand bodies dancing Weak pale skin. Never leaves studio. Parties for 72 hours Has to invent new coding language just so someone will find his work interesting Is invited by pitchfork to play 20 min at the s-------- stage no one is able to find Optimal physical health; beautiful muscles toned by sheer vibrations from his own bass Can leave a single 16-step acid bassline for an hour people still feel their mind melt straight edge because he can't operate his machines on single beer 120000$ synth because he needs 8 voices for lame chords Is invited by Berghain to play for 10 hours straight. Used 808 and 303 because they were the cheapest he could find, created music so awesome they now cost thousand of dollars audience has to do speed just to keep up "IDM is a stupid name" Sends demos to Warp Records every day Clothing scientifically engineered to be pentablack Own label Elegant vynyl pressings Shift drum patterns every bar just to keep listeners interested

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The Virgin Superman vs Chad Kent by [deleted]

The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks

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Virgin Reaction vs Chad Shitpost by krasnogvardiech

The Virgin Reaction id is random gibberish The Chad Shitposting god grants him perfect id Wow, (ID CNHD)!aï 07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 no dubs hitler dub:s 1 pity reply Anonymous (ID: w4gst) 07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No. 1354607682213546080 confuses name fielod with subject field people to afraid too respond 22135460768 hỉ virgin hahahahaha You know this meme is making fun of people like you right doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Constitutional Monarchist vs The Chad Absolutist Monarchist by IslamicStatePatriot

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The Virgin Constitutional monarchist The Chad Absolutist monarchist Probably would be a 6-6-6 ruler in EU IV Unless with half Always a man Probably would be a 1-3-0 leader of the world, always loses wars in EU IV Leads his army to battle The only soldiers he ever saw A s----- small nation was his royal guard Glorious Realises that democracy crown is a failure Literally sent by God Owns half A senile old guy/weak naive guy A woman Wears civilian clothes of Europe L himself Beautiful fur coat Probably Praises and his ancestors Against degeneracy favors elective monarchy anyways S------- flag and emblem honours Glorious emblem and national flag S----- crown No fur coat or a s----- fur coat Beautiful wife and many children Forgotten by the end Young, full of enthusiasm of the century Never lost a war Worries about the plebs opinion Probably divorced Unironically thinks Prays everyday Loved by and praised by the people for the next hundreds of years Colonisation is his hobby that democracy is good Imperialism runs in his blood Noble Thinks that everybody is equal Decolonised clothing half of the world Doesnt know his ancestry Lutheran/forgot about the church Doesnt give a f--- what others think By Mako

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