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the virgin cartoon THE CHAD COMPOSITION Completely unpredictable Derivative, noodle- limbed artstyle, reeks of CalArts peers Main character defeats challenges through mind blowing philosophical insights. Style so avant-garde it makes normies and art thots implode Uses depression as a cheap excuse for forced drama Uses juvenile nihilism as an excuse for lack of effort Extremely quotable and memorable dialogue Destroys the fabric of reality in every episode Too afraid to completely step outside of it's status Forgettable and trendy memefest Multiple viewings are obligatory to try and comprehend it. quio Flanderization Formulaic predictability becomes even more noticeable on rewatches Poses questions to challenge the fabric of human nature TH PAIN It's actually funny Forces memes all the time. Overstays it's welcome "We gotta *burp ..we-we- we gotta go to space Morty" Explores dozens of different themes every episode without spoonfeeding you anything Lasts exactly for as long a it needs to Gradually lost momentum and will only get worse as it continues "lmao everyone is dumb but me wake up sheeple Leaves a profound mark in it's viewers despite short length Profound characterizations Fanbase full of edgy manchildren who feel persecuted. Only true patricians can appreciate it Genuinely educating in it's subject matter,

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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