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The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin Reaction vs Chad Shitpost by krasnogvardiech

The Virgin Reaction id is random gibberish The Chad Shitposting god grants him perfect id Wow, (ID CNHD)!aï 07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 no dubs hitler dub:s 1 pity reply Anonymous (ID: w4gst) 07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No. 1354607682213546080 confuses name fielod with subject field people to afraid too respond 22135460768 hỉ virgin hahahahaha You know this meme is making fun of people like you right doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive

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Virgin Arch vs Chad Prince by The Thinkery

VIRGIN CHAD PANGE WIStES To uCKS LAD7 HAs STEALS TAKES PEOPLE

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Posted byu/[deleted]8 months ago The Virgin Hitler Vs THE CHADMARCK

The Virgin Adolf Hitler United The Cerman People tfw 5'9'" Makes baldine look cool Outstanding facial hair Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle Took his own life Narcististic, thought everything was about himself (Fascism in a nutshell) Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. Created the Masterrace because he was insecure Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends. relatives. and people until his last breatth Caused a German divide to last for Decades, forever humilating the German people Knew Ihow to win wars Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history 3 kids. helping the future economy Had only one b------- and a imicropenis Apart of an ideology that will never come back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German people and historians Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism

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The Virgin Bandit vs. The CHAD Prince by DaHaLoJeDi

"The Virgin Bandit" The Chad Prince Royal blood and a fighting prodigy amongst a race that was natually stronger than humans to begin with Long, sharp widows peak. Hair naturally never changes due to Saiyan genetics Hair poorly kept Too afraid to talk to women at one point Blew up a bug planet for no reason Has achieved the Died to a sentient ability to transform into brussel sprout Couldn't keep a stable relationship with the one gf he had Killed his oldest friend a god Worthwhile victories for be ing weak Always seeking to improve himself, second aren't canon Enjoys punching best is not good enough Cucked by a genocidal maniac Will never improve as a Kills nearly every non-main fighter too lazy to even try five-year-olds Signature moves involve being a furry and throwing a dinky ball around Manly chest armor made by his scientist wife Never killed anyone Badass signature moves that can literally destroy Wimpy gi that's just a carbon copy of a better character's outfit Steals gf from guy he sent a jabroni to kill and impregnates her with his large space monkey shaft planets with ease Loses in the quarterfinals of every tournament he enters Beats fighers in tournaments before they even begin Only p---- he'll ever get from now on is his magic blue cat who barely gets a line nowadays yet is still more useful than he is. Abandons infant son because taking care of babies is a womans job, starts acting like a real father when he's older to teach him how to be a man No longer invited to Memed as being the weakest fighter ever Memed because of testosterone fueled roar over a number Always one of the main fighters

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The Femcel Kemonomimi versus The Stacy Anthro - by sqrlyjack

THE STACY ANTHRO ADORABLE DESION FITS IN PERFECTLY WITH THE ACTUAL eAMeg TOO AFRAIT TO A KOOPA BORING DESION A KOOPA WEEB TRASH JUST TOOK PEACH ON HER レOVB FURRY P--- NOT THICC AT Aレレ BEEFY POPEYE ARMS FOR AMAZING HUGS IT WOUL BELONG IN THE GANNElg AT Aレレ PERFECTLY MIXES PEACH AND BOWSER EQUALLY

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Virginstein vs Chadston Hale

Receding hairline and s----- Rick and Morty haircut Virginstein's Halloween CHADSTON HALE'S JUNGLE INFERNO Fidget Spinner on back to satisfy autism 'Terror' 2017 Jumps into combat shirtless because tops are for wussesS Moustache of Aussie Manlihood Pale as a pom Blood-stained hands of mann-ly action Wears gay ass science stuff to try and look cool Severed head of the last yeti in the world Robot hand to replace ex girlfriend (hand) Summons dumb robots to do dirty work because too p---- to fight like a man Patriotic Chest Hair Been fighting animals in the jungle for so long his skin has darkened The Event Same stupid event as last year - Carbon copy of Mann vs. Machine - Skins look ugly and not worth the time - Blizzard Design team utterly clueless The Event -A nice breakaway from Scream Fortress - Long anticipated by loving community - New maps look exciting - Amazing cosmetics and taunts added Valve still cares for a 10-year old game proving their dedication to their community Can't even get laid to a fat asian psycho Fights animals and mercenaries with his sheila

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Behold, The Chad C.H.A.D

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The virgin cuckenstein vs. The Chad demon murder by unkelsteve

The virgin Wolfenstein THE CHAD DOOM literally a jew MAIN CHARACTER IS TOO ANGRY TO DIE LISTENS TO HEAVY METAL listens to s----- german covers of american songs DOOM IS YOUNGER AND STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT DOING PARKOUR: DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIPS puts swastikas everywhere because hurr durr freedom of speech starts game in a wheelchair STARTS GAME LITERALLY NAKED KILLING DEMONS PUTS SATANIC SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE GAME'S MAIN ENEMIES ARE FROM HELL older franchise: although wiser also weaker and more likely to break a hip originally a s----- stealth game ORIGINALLY A KICKASS FPS takes place on earth and some virgin planet that isnt kickass like mars is TAKES PLACE ON A PLANET LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE GOD OF WAR

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Becky's Mom vs Stacy's Mom by xxxfucknutsxxx

Becky's Mom Has one virgin son. Names him Stacy's Mom Becky because she was planning to have a daughter and could not think of a boy name on the spot Has got it going orn Never wore mom ieans in her life No song about her Daughter is named Stac Divorced virgin husband, could but becomes a Becky not find any new man in her presence Get's daughter's boyfriend to mow the lawn for free Mom Jeans Never drinks red wine, shitposts about it on Facebook instead Chad walks out on her just so more Stacy's moms can exist understands his sacrifice Drinks red wine because she unironically thinks it's healthy "You missed a spot over there"

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Might as well try out the new template by Rampageriley98

The Becky Makeover The Stacy Clownface The attention of every male within 10 miles is fixated on her simultaneously Perfect 20/20 vision is always scanning Begins to get creeped out over the unwanted attention for Chad cocks, has never heard of contacts in her entire life Finally made the effort to put her contacts on in the morning Thrives on the attention and it only inflates her ego Goes from a generous 5.5 to a solid 7 Doesn't know how to do her eyebrows properly Eyebrows are always on fleek because they're tattooed on her face Men finally begin to realize that she is somewhat pretty with makeup Orders all of her makeup on Amazon or purchased it at a dollar store Maxed Chad's credit card on makeup from Forever 21 and Macy's Is a solid 9.5 with minimal makeup but a giga 12.9 with a thick coating Looks down at the ground anyways, away from boys Her wings are longer than a California Condor's Wears makeup but still has a bland sense of fashion Her fashion sense is enough to turn people's heads alone Will never keep up such a tedious daily routine Waxed every single hair on her body and had her pubes lasered off Never takes her makeup off and applies another coat every morning Forgot to shave

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Virgin Peach Vs Chad Bowsette

The Virgin Peach Chad Bowsette VS Always sad Is never waiting at the castle for you Smug Face Cute fangs Always waiting for you at the castle No cute fangs Needs to be rescued So Strong she doesn't need to be rescued Modest volume Snu Snu Has a weak army of mushrooms Has a big army Skinny fat Doesn't allow Mario to even have a kiss as gratitude for his efforts Huge tracks of land Always goes All Out If she breathe She a Thot Former princess since Toaddette's Coup D'etat Delicious chocolate bar to grind your meat Koopa Queen Is a Virigin despite all these years with plenty of options in Mario, Luigi, etc Breathes fire on Thots Has descendancy Always on the mood

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The Virgin Friendship vs The Chad Eternal Bond by xXFriendshipXx

The Chad Eternal Bond The Virgin Friendship Either's saccess is applauded by the other Exceedingy rude Met at school or Met in a previous life Secretly compare eachother's they are Call to discuss texts Friendship based entirely on consuming pop culture Always text before calling Friendship based on challenging one another and growing as people Let's go see Infinity War this Friday. "Let's watch The Room again Require alcohol to express strong opinions or openly Take psychedelics, only for recreation, do not require them to sustain the friendship Ⅲfitting jeans Tighest possible pants Let's go to Starbucks "Let's go hang out at Starbucks ironically Lol that's hilarious. Check out this dank meme Only meet in public places, hven't been to each others Well acquainted with eachother's families and dwelingi, as with all other aspects of

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The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks

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