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Left the game industry behind to pursue more fulfilling ventures THE CHAD "The Virgin Classic Player" Realized Blizzard is a terrible company seconds after Vanilla was released over a decade ago Spends hours of his day performing a repetitive task, every day Exhausted mentally, senses shot from staring at a screen for so long Feels nothing when he accomplishes a goal; just moves on to the next one Perpetually interrupted by gold- sellers, robots, trolls and streamers Ancient, ugly game engine means he can play it on decrepit hardware Calls it a "game" yet treats it like a chore OUCH! Enslavement to Pays monthly for the privilege to feel such mind-numbing boredom the game encourages unhealthy, sedentary lifestyle No meaningful relationships made, as every other player also acts like an automaton Used this very arm to beat Jeff Kaplan within an inch of his life Healthy, powerful body; if he comes within a few feet of a computer it explodes Will destroy the game's data banks, rescuing all virgins from its grasp Is laid 24 hours a day by simply telling women he doesn't like World of Warcraft Plays a game with no future because his own was such an invariable letdown

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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