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THE VIRGIN KOLCHAK Wears a badass hat THE CHAD SAVINKOV Is only allowed to exist because Savinkov is too busy crushing the syndies to bother with him Cares deeply about the needs of the Russian peasantry Is nothing but a cuck for the J--- His coup failed, so he ran all the way to Vladivostok, liked the p---- he is Personally leads his Combat Squads into battle against the Bolshevik Scum Usually gets overthrown Rules a tiny, irrelevant nation A true Russian patriot Lj Is a traitor to Russia Respects Russia's loyal Will take revenge against the Germans Incapable of saving Holy Mother Russia from the Bolshevik Menace A reactionary despot, who cares nothing for everyday Russian people A close ally of General Kornilov, hero of the Russian Civil War

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Chad Happy Video Game Nerd Playing hidden gems made him successful but still ended character when his time ca The Virgin Angry Video Game Nerd Hangs out with sperg king Mike Matei Mostly hangs out with his wife. (Who didn't cuck him) Bad games make him angry, but he never stops playing them Prefers a fine wine with video games, clearly a man of taste Running out of s----- games to la Failed attempt at a movie "This game is great!" Never enough good games to discover Drinks Rolling Piss *thumbs up* "What a bunch of putrid a--- f--- balls covered in donkey semen!" Ruined people's lives by making them play S----- GAMES!!! Not much special effects and sparse humor, would rather just focus on reviewing the game Improved people's lives by introducing them to classics the may have looked ver, such as Doom 64, Metal Storm and Little Nemo The Dream Master Uses flashy special effects to distract from the review Theme song is literally just a diss track towards the AVGN, all in good fun.

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Only the village weird girl likes him likeable character from the very begining of the show Trancends into another plane of existance Learns bankai in just days his little sisters litterly come to watch every time he brings girls back to his room to smash Pervert. has no idea how kisses dudes accidently" to properly interact with women Horribly anoying for the first hundred So strong the soul society has to secretly nerf him episodes Barely made it through school had no friends until he was like 15 makes his hoes sleep in the closet Model student. near top 10 of his class Goes on multi story Arc quest to reunite with the dude he kissed thinks he is right moraly 100% of the time. Tries to get his enemies to change their mind while also refusing to accept their point of view as legitimate lets some girl beat the s--- out of giant sword directly proportional to the size of his d--- Actualy listens to what his enemies have to say. Tries to understand their point of view and why they see things the way they do so bad he needs to use hundreds of clones to win a fight or learn good jutsu at a decent pace wears jumpsuit to conceal the fact he is out of shape from eating ramen and junk food Wears tight clothing to show off his athletic body smartly Marries the healer of his group Marries the weird girl that's only a side character No ridiculous goals in life Wants to succed in school and get good job. Relatable role model to many teenagers because of this village retard, annoys everyone up until his teens with his antics and pranks for attention Wins battles through streghth and technique alone. no gimmicky powers Is friends with another chad Preaches about hard work succeeding when it turns out he was born into his powers or had them given to him hipocritical dresses like a literal autist Wears stylish outfits and has cool looking swords and masks Doesn't even back away from a battle when he knows he will die hyperventalates himself unconcious

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THE VIRGIN KOLCHAK Wears a badass hat THE CHAD SAVINKOV Is only allowed to exist because Savinkov is too busy crushing the syndies to bother with him Cares deeply about the needs of the Russian peasantry Is nothing but a cuck for the J--- His coup failed, so he ran all the way to Vladivostok, liked the p---- he is Personally leads his Combat Squads into battle against the Bolshevik Scum Usually gets overthrown Rules a tiny, irrelevant nation A true Russian patriot Lj Is a traitor to Russia Respects Russia's loyal Will take revenge against the Germans Incapable of saving Holy Mother Russia from the Bolshevik Menace A reactionary despot, who cares nothing for everyday Russian people A close ally of General Kornilov, hero of the Russian Civil War

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