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A product of the same old tactics that have always hooked Tumblr slash fandom and always will THE CHAD COUPLE Primay link between pair is one time in the first season they had an argument Is clearly built to get together with Kimberly A true trailblazer in the field of representation Pale skin to mark him as both protagonist and Has defeated Kimberl Brooks before, can do so One could go entire series without ever considering them a pair gain if desired Has to carry the personalty in their ship and that's a scary thoug Blander than bland Unflinchingly cool and skilled Spawned the worst shipping discourse since Harmony Turned out to be a purple space cat just to lure in erstwhile furries Aware of how relationships reallV wo Fans must pretend they have any real connection by tagging every post they appear together as "klance A power fantasy for bisexual creator Wedding rings forged by rainbow Uzo Aduba Twink build as seen in a thousand yaoi doujins Existence is a public display of affection Had to recycle his personality from ATLA Skintone is the lesbian pride fla Other Gems wish they could be as close with her Won't hold hands because it's gay ITi Perfect merging of butch and femme aesthetics Randomly hooked up with catgirl for no real reason Primary link between pair is one tim in the first season she sang a song about how she will always be together and is made from their love Actually better friends Has been together since the beginning of agriculture Shippers once held series hostage because creators were too apathetic Other WLW follow in her Is technically nonbinary representation Any pairing at this point would beentirely unplanned and solely to win over disgusted fanbase Entire countries recognize her status, one of which has been destroyed Surrounded by heterosexual pairings Fans feel no need to crusade, as perfection speaks for itself Is almost completely uninvolved in shipping discourse due to being universally recognized as Has been intended since earliest concept art Shiro's old roommate he may or may not have been in a relationship with

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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