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triggered everyone with a cartoon frog союз нерушимыи республик свободных, сплотила навеки Великая Русь Да здравствует созданный волей народов, ЕДИНЬИ, МОГУчии советскии союз! views are so edgy that THE CHAD TANKIE censored by companies and the government defeated nazi germany beat the USA to space THE CHAD NAZI sends virgin centrist to concentration camp AK-47 working class edgy aesthetic awe-lnspiring anthems stands with North Korea against a---- master race Western imperialism sends virgin centrist to started the biggest war in the 20th century gets in touch with his roots revolutionary seizes the means of production everyone remembers everyone is scared of him bamboozles political opponents every time by using their rhetoric to appeal to populists The Virgin Centrist the soviet national has no aesthetic has no values or music of his own punch buggy will never feel glorious solidarity with people of his same political views horseshoe theory is probably biased in favor of republicans or democrats but is too ashamed to admit middle ground fallacy contributes no new ideas or policies to society boring and predictable owns a million dollars worth in bitcoin meme ideology breaks windows of starbucks makes fun of others for wanting to change society for the better drowning in anime p---- launches a TM throws molotov at virgin centrist centrist is the hacker known as 4chan stands up for himself against authorities never forgets somehow gets away with buying hard drugs over the internet makes good bread Libertarian taxation is theft isn't ashamed of having pansexual o----- smokes weed every day wants to protect everyone from hierarchies actually pulls off THE CHAD ANCOM wearing all black unlike the virgin centrist THE CHAD ANCAP orders the private army of McDonald':s neighbors' territory because their eaves fell onto his lawn violating the kills them and captures the wife and o reparations for burdens inflicted upon them as child slaves in his basement combination of colors ever

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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But what the Chads never saw coming:
He survived the concentration camp.
He survived the gulag.
He survived the molotov.
He survived the nuke.

Scarred by his experience and the flames, enhanced by his rage and the radiation, he ascends to the Wizard Centerist and fights them all on his terms.

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The real reson people hate centrists, is because of the whole “with us or against us mentality” as you’re not part of any defined group they all see you as against them
not to mention how most don’t even understand what a centrist is, ie the pic

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