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Unkempt boyish hair Manly bald head The Virgin Kojima THE CHAD CAGE Makes hacky schlock with plots that are absolute nonsense Makes "interactive movies" Doesn't know what a "video game" is Makes kino with adult themes like fatherhood and what it means to be human Makes "video games" with hour long cutscenes because he'd rather make movies Giant westaboo Got f----- over by the company he worked with and had one of his games cancelled Proud frenchman Has always been a true auteur with his own company Cast his waifu in his game and she still wouldn't f--- him Makes numerous references to his idol David Bowie in his games but couldn't even license one of his songs Made a game with the actual David Bowie who was involved in everything from music, story and design to actually appearing in the game himself Creates his own digital waifus Awkwardly straddles the line between game and movie Revolutionized cinematic games

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Jul 10, 2018 at 01:40PM EDT

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