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VIRGINNET VS. CHADLOSUSS Constantly has to build army of edgy skeleton robots to fight the resistance Stopped a sabataging scheme by blowing up a couple missiles that scientists tried to disable, showing off it's amazing brainpower Builds time machine in a last jest to turn the tides of war as the resistance kicks it's sorry @$$ Constantly moving the goalpost, causing "Judgement Day" on August 4, 1997, July 25, 2004 and 2017 to go postal, meanwhile the official date of the war of the Machines keeps getting closer with less time to realistically make it's robot army Kills most of humanity and starts the war to be a "Safegaurd for the world" which means "Wah! Wah! I don't wanna be turned off!" Whiny Bltch Only kills a few thousand people to assert dominance, don't need to cause a nuclear holocaust over it. Spy robots all have obvious Austrain accent, pure luck that people don't notice that when in disguise, plus they almost always look like the same muscleman with said accent. Only needs laser-equipped cameras and a few nuclear missiles to take over the world in a short amount of time, no robots needed to keep mankind obedient. Spying around ain't gonna work on it. Has homes in Lovely Rocky Mountains and Isle of Wright, properly decorated in Can't protect itself from a hacked Terminator and Sarah Connor in it's developer's building in the 5th movie, not even a converted cyborg John Connor can't stop them the movie SKJNET Has classic robot-monotone voice Lives in crappy Cheyenne Mountains in some pyramid Has to use Matt Smith as avatar since it's first one was Uuuuuuuuuugly! Has philosophy of Freedom is an Illusion CY BERDYNE S YSTEM S Manages to make the world better as it bans war and enhances technology Most likely has no plan after the war if it won

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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