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limpbizkit The virgin The chad "give me something to break" "i did it all for the nookie" rage eainst th sachise doesn't try to be anti-capitalist yet major record label still fears them and try to censor them "sleep now in the fire" "feel the funk blast" "keep rollin rollin rollin" "you said you'd pay me back, i'm broke, and for that claims to be anti-capitalist despite being promoted by a major record label "f--- you, i won't do what you tell me" you deserve a smackin for slackin" their bassist tried making a statement about Limp Bizkit by climbing up the stage and stalking them like a raven; got kicked out of the MTV va's and their lead singer left performed at woodstock 1999; entire place was almost left in pieces, wood from the stage was taken off for a crowd surf almost every song sounds the eхact same each song sounds different and unique too lazy to hire a dj, so their s----- excuse for a "guitarist" has to plagiarize turntable sound effects managed to get an actual dj music is heavy and aggressive af; will even lead to people who don't like metal, let alone nu metal, headbanging and jumping up and down till their entire house falls apart music tries to be angry and edgy, but ends up sounding generic and uninteresting; results in little to no moshing, not even a little headbop fanbase consists of edgy 12- year olds, mainstream rock elitists, and people who have nothing better to talk about than politics fanbase consists of absolute chads including henry rollins and al jourgenson; absolutely revolted by basement dwelling rock elitists liked Rocked and ARTV have been working on a new album since 2012; features special guest appearances from Lil' Wayne and a cover of Ministry's guitarist, bass, and drums are lazy and uninspired fred durst actually knows how to rap, "Thieves" hasn't wes borland is one of the most talented pumped out an album in 20 years guitarists of all time, and john otto is an avant-garde jazz drummer

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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limpbizkit The virgin The chad "give me something to break" "i did it all for the nookie" rage eainst th sachise doesn't try to be anti-capitalist yet major record label still fears them and try to censor them "sleep now in the fire" "feel the funk blast" "keep rollin rollin rollin" "you said you'd pay me back, i'm broke, and for that claims to be anti-capitalist despite being promoted by a major record label "f--- you, i won't do what you tell me" you deserve a smackin for slackin" their bassist tried making a statement about Limp Bizkit by climbing up the stage and stalking them like a raven; got kicked out of the MTV va's and their lead singer left performed at woodstock 1999; entire place was almost left in pieces, wood from the stage was taken off for a crowd surf almost every song sounds the eхact same each song sounds different and unique too lazy to hire a dj, so their s----- excuse for a "guitarist" has to plagiarize turntable sound effects managed to get an actual dj music is heavy and aggressive af; will even lead to people who don't like metal, let alone nu metal, headbanging and jumping up and down till their entire house falls apart music tries to be angry and edgy, but ends up sounding generic and uninteresting; results in little to no moshing, not even a little headbop fanbase consists of edgy 12- year olds, mainstream rock elitists, and people who have nothing better to talk about than politics fanbase consists of absolute chads including henry rollins and al jourgenson; absolutely revolted by basement dwelling rock elitists liked Rocked and ARTV have been working on a new album since 2012; features special guest appearances from Lil' Wayne and a cover of Ministry's guitarist, bass, and drums are lazy and uninspired fred durst actually knows how to rap, "Thieves" hasn't wes borland is one of the most talented pumped out an album in 20 years guitarists of all time, and john otto is an avant-garde jazz drummer

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