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FORTNITE BATTLE The Virgin Bush Hider ROVALE The Chad Run & Gun Never Runs, always crouching Wins games with only 1 kill Lands in most populated area, always goes to biggest building to find weapons Avoids making sound at all costs Always runs everywhere Spends most of game hiding. only moves when the map shrinks Not sure how to build Makes sure to only land where no one else is at the start Loudest player in game everyone knows where he is Doesnt build anything. - scared of drawing attention Gets caught in the storm, shoots at people instead of trying to get out of it Constantly checking behind himself Builds massive forts in the middle of the map Only uses sniper and assault rifles Uses first gun he finds for the entire game Has 100 shields at all times Always carrying at least 200 building material Has at least 6 kills every game, somehow always ends up a one of the last players alive Never goes for supply crates, uses them as bait Runs towards action when he hears qunfire

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Apr 21, 2018 at 03:22PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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