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Greasy hair no head protection. Clad in steel helmet protects from shrapnel e Virgin 2077 Great War The Chad 1914 Great Backed by unprecedented industry, No industry and Lacks tools to shave, needs glasses to boost perception. Shaves every day perfect vision. Uses greatest handgun ever made Was never issued a long arm, has to Issued a 1917 Enfield with fixable bayonet, loots only to take war trophles. scavenge Proudly displays his military status. War ended almost instantly. Couldn't win. No rank or authority merely a civilan. War lasted 4 arduous years concluded in Entente victory Can't even take the fight to the red Chinese anymore Can barely see through gas mask while fighting through brutal trench raid, still hits every shot Uses VATS to autoaim for him, Kills Huns every single day still misses frequently Uses flimsy Pipe Revolver found in a sewer tunnel. Uses stupid arm computer to micromanage for him. First enemy encounter was a German flametrooper Only needs common pre-digital utlities to battle the German Empire Found a rusty stun baton while meandering around the vault. Can't even kill raiders with it First enemy Carries a 1918 mass-produced trench knife to plunge into Hun throats. was a radroach. Runs around with Medieval LARPers and various tribal cuits, Fights large bugs and green people Fights proudly alongside the British Royal Marines and the French Blue Devils. Locked in battie against the most powerful nation in the world. Runs out of stamina after several seconds of sprinting. Runs from Deathclaws. Can charge ahead for miles, fears only defeat

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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