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The Virgin UKIPer The Chad British Fascist Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human histo Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a p---------; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him ry air Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his movement Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him course Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Great War Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the aughS Is funded by Jews Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and Shows off fine physique in skin-tightyet stylish clothing Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique parading non-white members in front of the cameras Is a LITERAL FROG II Is a LITERAL knight Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested No f---- given: continues campaigning after the war regardless Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Labour after his failed election Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin UKIPer The Chad British Fascist Has a tiny following in comparison, consisting mainly of pensioners Well-groomed: has a finely cut moustache and slicked back, neat Has a massive following: holds the biggest in-door rally in human histo Poorly groomed; can't even grow a moustache without looking like a p---------; shaves it off as soon as the public ridicules him ry air Chooses very aesthetic and imposing symbol for his movement Chooses worst possible colour scheme for his symbol Does not fear opposition: gets into street fights with brass knuckles and knives (only when provoked, of Runs away from adversity; always stays in his vehicle when crowds gather against him course Spent his early years sitting at a desk like a slob Spent his early years fighting bravely in the trenches and in the air in the Great War Constantly calls out the Jew and frequently marches in the Jewish part of London for the aughS Is funded by Jews Constantly tries to prove he isn't a Nazi by expelling BNP members and Shows off fine physique in skin-tightyet stylish clothing Isn't afraid of being called a "Nazi"; names organisation "British Union of Fascists and National Socialists" to prove it Dresses like a slimy businessman to hide his chubby physique parading non-white members in front of the cameras Is a LITERAL FROG II Is a LITERAL knight Is deemed so dangerous by the government he is arrested No f---- given: continues campaigning after the war regardless Inspires great loyalty: his followers get executed for their loyalty His followers have no loyalty; flock to the Conservatives and Labour after his failed election Colour co-ordinates all of his clothes to reflect his political ideology Has fantastic oratory skills; his hypnotising speeches are still revered today Gives speeches poorly, as though he was a best man at a wedding

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