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The Bah Hum Virgin The Chad-a Clause Jolly bright red cap that keeps his silvery locks cozy Stupid night cap to warm his bald spot Mad at people just cause he didn't get what he wanted. Huge beautiful jacket to hide his toned body needed to carry everyone's presents Pristine beard Huge slouch despite making others work hard for him Massive sack of toys for all the children who deserve it Ugly old sidé burns No one likes him and are glad when he dies Rich but wears boring colors Only gets scared into a good person when he sees his death despite being 80 years old Can move fast enough to deliver presents billions of people, eat cookies, and f--- your mom His dead best friend had to come back from the dead iust to f--- with him cause he's that much of a loser Full of Unconditional love for all and works hard all year for the sole reason of wanting to give joy to the world

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Bah Hum Virgin The Chad-a Clause Jolly bright red cap that keeps his silvery locks cozy Stupid night cap to warm his bald spot Mad at people just cause he didn't get what he wanted. Huge beautiful jacket to hide his toned body needed to carry everyone's presents Pristine beard Huge slouch despite making others work hard for him Massive sack of toys for all the children who deserve it Ugly old sidé burns No one likes him and are glad when he dies Rich but wears boring colors Only gets scared into a good person when he sees his death despite being 80 years old Can move fast enough to deliver presents billions of people, eat cookies, and f--- your mom His dead best friend had to come back from the dead iust to f--- with him cause he's that much of a loser Full of Unconditional love for all and works hard all year for the sole reason of wanting to give joy to the world

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