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The Virgin False Prophet Has to kill and conquer for people to believe his made up b------- Killed a ton of people who didn't didn't accept his heresy Claims Allah allows 4 wives but then goes and marries 11 Literally died of fever Mmmmmm 10 year olds Followers will try to kill people who make depictions of him (good luck lmao) The Chad Messiah Didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life Gains followers by committing Holy miracles that solely help and heal people Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died... Allows only one wife to followers but doesn't need one But then he came back to life Imao Healed countless cripples and disabilities out of the kindness of His heart and the love of God Depictions are A-OK! I'm not gonna kill you brah

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Virgin "Prophet" vs Chad Messiah


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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