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The Virgin "Auteur" Humble to a fault. Doesn't like to show his face. he Chad Game Writer Averages 1.25 creepy sex assualtymurder scenes per game. Thinks other video games are doing it "Wrong" and only he is brave enough to point that out. "All JRPG's need fishing minigames." Would you ask that kind of question to a film maker?" Constantly copies popular films Wishes he could make those instead. Recommends other games, even stating that some do things better than his do. Got sued for misconduct involving his actresses with unnecessary nude shower scenes. Simultaneously has no message in what he writes and a deep message Writes some of the most realized and fleshed out characters in games Doesn't need to cut the supernatural stuff from his games to make them sensible Game overs are a failure of the game designer. Gets the best from everyone he works with. Always thanks them for their support. Unearned sense of superiority to other writers/humans in general. Jokes about sex, but has never gotten sued by an actress. Wife draws cute fanart of his games. Soundtrack that is both amazing and fits s games. Has actually written non-game material, including novels and stageplays. Can succeed in other media, but choices games. Not ashamed of his medium. MADE OMIKRON THE NOMAD SOUL!!!!

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The Virgin "Auteur" vs. The Chad Game Writer


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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