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Beret he made from fair-trade cotton Bad dandruff THE VIRGIN SKEPTIC HE CHAD REVOLUTIONAR Doesn't read. Gets info from Youtube videos Doesn't bother with Porky-Tube. Actually reads philosophy Full and luscious beard oisgustira peach-fuzz to sargon aves the red flag at rallies in honor of fallen coarades wears kekistan flag as cape because too weak to hold it 7i: ser pick a, er.he. Nazis and communists are the sane I will never pick a side Displays the hamer and sickle. Doesn't give af Knows that classical 1iberal. alt-centrist-skeptical-sargon- fanboys are only helping the fascists but chooses not to aste then because he sees that they are Just disenfranchised kids who are trying to be edgy Fascisn would be better for our country than Clains to be on the left yet only criticizes the left Actually realizes that capitalisn is failing us if you protest what sonebody says you must be against free speech. Whos the real fascist here? Heh, Checknate Puts hinself on the frontlines, wi11ing to die for the revolution Actually is in favor of free speech despite what right-wing echo chanbers say about hin Doesn't participate in any real life political activisn

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Virgin Skeptic vs. Chad Revolutionary


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Dec 10, 2017 at 06:23PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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