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The virgin doctor The chad medic Never calls for help, team-mates go out of their way to save him 4 Designed all his healing weapons, each one easy to recognize at a glance Can barely fight by herself against any other hero, even other Mercys "I'm being attacked!" No obnoxious colors, isn't easy to pick out in a fight "I don't know if we really need a Mercy right now, maybe switch to Lucio." Over-detailed, unnecessary parts that have no practical use Has an entire arsenal he made himself A single medic can change the tide of a game Didn't even make her own healing staff Has a tiny side arm that's inaccurate at anything other than close range Enemies do not get close for fear of being instantly killed "For the love of god, someone switch to medic!" Isn't even needed to win games Simple design, a single look tells you all about what he does "Does violence always need to be the solution?" Bright colors that stand out against every background, a snipers dream Revels in violence, uses his medical knowledge to cause as much as possible Loin-cloth that could easily snag and get caught Sturdy boots, one of the fastest classes in the game Practically nothing dangles off of him, impossible to grab Wears pumps on a battlefield, can't run very fast

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The Virgin Doctor VS The Chad Medic


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Nov 21, 2017 at 03:32PM EST

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medic, mercy, overwatch, team fortress 2

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