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"The Virgin Jojo Cowboy Wannabe" "The Chad Jojo Trickster" Is always number two because he simply does not care what others think about him Weird hat with holes in it Is too cool to censor smoking Hair that's too curvy and pretty Straight blonde hair Respects woman more than anyone Too much make-up Fails at everything Uses his stand to get first in line for taxi cabs Too afraid to let anyone even touch his stand Didn't shower for months Eats s--- if he has to 100% American Is tired of Johnny's s--- Doesn't know what 1830 people wear A simple, yet tough western look Cheated death at least 3 times Pants too tight Very muscular and strong Weak arms and tired legs Always teams up with someone so Ignores social interaction Is so confident that he doesn't mind telling his stand ability they do his business Probably has a sunstroke Doesn't look like a real cowboy Blames others for his problems "Nobody understands me" Probably steals your girlfriend Is concerned about Jesus

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"The Virgin Cowboy Wannabe" vs "The Chad JoJo Trickster"


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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