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The Virgin Whip Fetishist The Chic Horrible spiky hair Simple shaved head Tries too hard to act El Strong unibrow game Says random things but he's a lovable dork I and rad but fails His show has only one sound effect and it's awful miserably Shows no respect to his parents and sisters and when he does it's only for his own purposes Shows so much respect for his parents and his sister to the point that he fears them His show has thousands of sound effects Generic and soulless artstyle original and distinctive artstyle His room is full of trash and doesn't care that his dad has to clean it all the time Wants to hook up with a blonde girl but gets rejected and humiliated everytime He cares about the trash in his room So handsome that he gets constantly sexually assaulted by a blonde girl Needs his sisters technology to gain superpowers His show started to suck after one season and continued keeping the same quality for 9 years Already has the powers of a god. Accidentally breaks time and space Managed to maintain a good quality for 10 years and end it all with a movie His show takes a dumb Has only friend and is a talking dog who's smarter than him Has two friends who are smarter than him but occasionally outsmart them concept and makes it good Dexter's Lab ripoff

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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The Virgin Whip Fetishist:
> Outlines static due to being animated by Lazy Fellows.
> Needs a chin to attract a THOTful audience.

The ChEd:
> Outlines nice and healthy due to constantly exercising with Dan the Man.
> Attracts cultured and refined viewers with his chinless charisma.

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