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"Nazi haircut" that is meant to be reminiscent of his idols; now looks archaic, doesn't fit the shape of his head, is badly done because even his barber thinks he's a f-- Immense brain casually comes highly-influential memes; normalfags know his messages yet not his face WI Same glasses style he wore when he was 15 years old, long before going into his "nazi phase Understanding of sociology anthropology, theology and politics botlh domestic and national baffles and frightens Eyes tempered by late nights spent researching stuff he cares about Tries to look tough and determined; merely appears constipated and frustrated, unaware of the inherent insecurity across his features Ridiculous "uniform" of white polo and mucus-colored khakis; doesn't realize the strength of national socialism is relating to the common man Style is whatever he wants: has no interest in ng as a nazi Broad shoulders from carrying burden of knowledge; doesn't show off the Ironically, has terrible face genetics due to 98% German ancestry Posture is not confident, knees bent inward to support overweight frame, shoulders slouched, neck slumped Hands fit enough to strangle a buck from decades of Despite harping on about the strength of the white race he is pudgy and out-of-shape, not aesthetically pleasing at all Has inadvertently stolen the fate of the world from global elites by merit of simply being funnier than them Looks like he could be knocked out rd use by a n----- in one hit; his "friends" would not defend him Knowledge of soy, corn syrup and other byproducts allows him to steer clear of the food Jew; the result is a fit figure Soft hands from a life spent playing Tiny penis has been inadvertently self conditioned to only rise at the sight of Japanese p--- models; has not touched a white woman ever Gets along with minorities but will not hesitate to destroy one who tries to culturally enrich him video games and eating junk food Marches dutifully to the words of Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, Sargon of Akkad and other controlled opposition; understands none of it Pisses on the hollow message government agents trying to co-op his proclivities Enormous balls of steel allow him to discuss the dangers of the government and Jewish elite without fear s quiver at the sight of bikers and neo-nazis, but is too much of a p---- to tell them to Said piss is never made from tap water in order to avoid fluoride and estrogens Entirely unaware that he is this generation's Proiect Chan little more than useful idiots Has tread the thoughts of everyone, from Marcus Aurelius to Karl Marx, to come to his conclusions about the world today ave Women pursue him yet he is educated on the slyness of women and the scam of marriage efers the company of his own thoughts ill compromise or drop ideals the moment he thinks he can get Independent of trends or "leaders"; will continue to be true to himself regardless of what others do Wears dress shoes to an outdoor rally; style is archaic, does not go with his "uniform Prefers Asuka to Rei The Alt-Virgin

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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"Nazi haircut" that is meant to be reminiscent of his idols; now looks archaic, doesn't fit the shape of his head, is badly done because even his barber thinks he's a f-- Immense brain casually comes highly-influential memes; normalfags know his messages yet not his face WI Same glasses style he wore when he was 15 years old, long before going into his "nazi phase Understanding of sociology anthropology, theology and politics botlh domestic and national baffles and frightens Eyes tempered by late nights spent researching stuff he cares about Tries to look tough and determined; merely appears constipated and frustrated, unaware of the inherent insecurity across his features Ridiculous "uniform" of white polo and mucus-colored khakis; doesn't realize the strength of national socialism is relating to the common man Style is whatever he wants: has no interest in ng as a nazi Broad shoulders from carrying burden of knowledge; doesn't show off the Ironically, has terrible face genetics due to 98% German ancestry Posture is not confident, knees bent inward to support overweight frame, shoulders slouched, neck slumped Hands fit enough to strangle a buck from decades of Despite harping on about the strength of the white race he is pudgy and out-of-shape, not aesthetically pleasing at all Has inadvertently stolen the fate of the world from global elites by merit of simply being funnier than them Looks like he could be knocked out rd use by a n----- in one hit; his "friends" would not defend him Knowledge of soy, corn syrup and other byproducts allows him to steer clear of the food Jew; the result is a fit figure Soft hands from a life spent playing Tiny penis has been inadvertently self conditioned to only rise at the sight of Japanese p--- models; has not touched a white woman ever Gets along with minorities but will not hesitate to destroy one who tries to culturally enrich him video games and eating junk food Marches dutifully to the words of Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, Sargon of Akkad and other controlled opposition; understands none of it Pisses on the hollow message government agents trying to co-op his proclivities Enormous balls of steel allow him to discuss the dangers of the government and Jewish elite without fear s quiver at the sight of bikers and neo-nazis, but is too much of a p---- to tell them to Said piss is never made from tap water in order to avoid fluoride and estrogens Entirely unaware that he is this generation's Proiect Chan little more than useful idiots Has tread the thoughts of everyone, from Marcus Aurelius to Karl Marx, to come to his conclusions about the world today ave Women pursue him yet he is educated on the slyness of women and the scam of marriage efers the company of his own thoughts ill compromise or drop ideals the moment he thinks he can get Independent of trends or "leaders"; will continue to be true to himself regardless of what others do Wears dress shoes to an outdoor rally; style is archaic, does not go with his "uniform Prefers Asuka to Rei The Alt-Virgin

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