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Small brain from only learning about s----- memes The S----- Loli Big brain due to going to college and reading everyday Overflowing lush hair that reacts beautifully in the wind. Over 20 shampoos and conditioners used to achieve this THE CURE STRI head slouched forward to avoid talking about being a dead meme Always ready to look you in the eyes to ask how you feel Hair that smells like n------ and blood Prevents germs or spreading germs by wearing mask Uses gloves to ensure no spread of disease or any germs small t---, gets jealous at bigger t--- back hunched over due to watching anime for pictures to edit Ebola-chan into No curves or any signs of being healthy Big muscles from lifting paitents into the ambulance B-------, showing healthiness and longevity Struggles to draw with comfortable hand form Has bloody hands, but still can't spread her dead disease Arms constantly flailing due to drawing beautiful works of art Proud arched back to confidently talk about curing diseases and preventing s----- memes No stockings, showing too much skin and exposing her as a slut Skipped leg day, can barely walk 2 miles without getting tired Wide hips, perfect for insemination to help families have a children Some skin to show that she's a woman but not a slut S----- boots that aren't useful for walking anywhere Stockings to convey a sense of being dassy and ladylike Tap dancing shoes to entertain her patients

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Cure-Chad and Virgin-bola


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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