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Virgin Hank VS CHAD Christoff Uses Binary Broadsword: Like a Real man Edgy Black Outfit Uses Katana: Probably a Weeb Pure and Elegant White Outfit Wannabe Ninja Keeps dying LOOKS Ike a Religous Figure Dies, but not as often Generally a D--- Only wants to fight. Chillest f------ Guy Has the Moral highground Wants to Save Nevada s a Psychopath worst enemy Is a Clown His enemy is Evil and the Auditor: AKA God.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Transtrender The Ch Queen Makeup and contouring on point Gravity-defying hair is perfectly sculpted Shaved head (claims it's a statement of gender nonconformity, but is really just an excuse to not use shampoo) Ugly black lipstick ciS SC Ugly tattoo to match ugly personality Kx Doesn't care about politics, filth is his politics Fabulous impractical nails display that they have no interest in violence (but could still use them to f--- you up if necessary) Carries around baseball bat, is probably a member of Antifa Trolls feminists by blatantly Dull black clothing reveals lack of style parodying womanhood, but knows that they'd never dare call him sexist Dazzling dress is brighter than your future Wears combat boots, despite never seeing combat Insists on wearing only the most glamorous and uncomfortable shoes as a matter of pride, even though they are obscured by dress

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The Virgin Chad vs The Chad Virgin

"The Virgin Chad'" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure despite outward false confidence Spends far too muclh time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux Tough Guy look Wears obnoxious, brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Never listens to music, thinking it will make him less cool Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier he is always succesful at this Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

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Virgin new animes VS Chad old animes by [deleted]

The Virgin New Animes The Chad Old Animes Has varied characters develops all of them Each one has a unique visual identity _ Thinks that because the Make people think that anime is a single art style because they all look the same target audience are teens, every major character should be teens of all kinds and Pandering to shut-ins unrealistic fantasies Resorts to cheap tricks such as ugly 3D models in order to get the job done Great entertainment for evervone Everything is hand-drawn Thinks fan-service is humor Story sprinkled with fun humor Female characters are mindless fan- service objects Knows that fan- service is better when you actually care about the characters Quality fanbase that bought the VHS or Cancerous fanbase that watches everything illegally DVDs

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Virgin Guitarist vs Chad Drummer by DanThMann

The Virgin Guitarist THE CHAD DRUMMER Will listen to any song with guitar in LONG, HARD, SLIGHTLY PHALLIC STICKS TEN TURNED DOWNERS TA WEARS EARPLUGS SO HE IN SONGS BECAUSE HE IS TOO LOUD ACOUSTIC VERSION IS EVEN LOUDER AND MORE POPULAR THAN DIGITAL VERSION Needs extra equipment to play well OUCH NEEDS ONLY HIS STICKS TO PLAY WELL Instrument evolved from p---- violins and lutes Uses a tiny, bendy pick that probably resembles his chode INSTRUMENT EVOLVED FROM SCARY RITUAL DRUMS AND BONGOS INSTRUMENTALWAYS SET UP FIRST BY CONCERT STAFF Has to carry his instrument Acoustic version is quiet and unpopular Needs to be amplified a s--- ton to be heard over chad's drums Goes to chad's house for band practice BAND COMES TO HIM FOR PRACTICE

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The Virgin 'King of Games' vs The Chad SetoCorp Founder by RhtrM

The Virgin "King of Games" The Chad SetoCorp Founder Has mastered the rules of the game and follows them vehemently, even when his opponents cheat. Doesn't understand the rules of the game and makes up b------- in order to win against skilled opponents Has no need for waifu based cards. Fills his deck with dragons instead. Includes his waifu card in his deck and strategizes around her Founded a multi million dollar company and became an internationally renowned duelist all on his own Cant win a single duel without his friends nearby Created a portable hologram device to bring monster to life Believes in childish things such as magic pharaohs and "the heart of the cards Denies all supernatural occurances, even when directly faced with them Has to enter Shadow Games to make monsters real Has a top tier meta deck filled with three of the most powerful card in the game Made a deck out of whatever cards he could find. Has not contributed to the community ever, dispite his title. Lies about stopping bad guys Created Domino cities' largest and most hype tournament to date Rescued his brother on multiple occasions Mandatory Wears a custom tailored suit when making public apperances Strategic belts to support arms & legs ding long duels Carries a suitcase full of cards, just in case Lives on his own, caring for his younger brother Has no need for Synchro, XYZ or Pendulum cards Bonus Wears his school uniform everywhere like a child Has random belts strapped on for no reason Carries a puzzle box around his neck at all times Still lives with his Grandfather Doesn't even know what a Synchro summon is

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The Virgin Jason Jordan vs The Chad Gable

The Virgin Jason Jordan The Chad Gable Bald Beautiful long hair Only gets opportunries because hii dad the GM sa bitard feuding for tag titles Legt olympic wrestler Ugty ring gear Replaced his farmer partner with a legend Is on the lower midcard s on the superior show Awesome ring gear Is on the inferior show Left his tag team partner

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The Virgin Abbas II VS. The Chad Osman Fuad by DIRECTRULEFROMMEMES

CHAD OSMAN FUAD Still thinks fezres are cool VIRGIN ABBAS II Cures the Sick Man of Europe The rightful sultan Only a king, not even a sultan The true caliph of all Muslims LARPs as an Arab nationalist, even though he's Albanian His glorious Arab armies still need Kurdish and Persian help to beat the Ottomans Punishes the upstart Arabs for their insolence Not a war hero Has peoved to be a mighty warrior in battle The UK always retakes the Had to give up the Suez Canal to the Germans Even Serbs don't dare say remove kebab" in his prensence Strong phrysique thanks to Steppe Turk ancestry

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The virgin Horsey VS THE CHAD BEN GARRISON Posted by Chainsawninja

THE VIRGIN HORSEY THE CHAD GARRISON DRAWS HARD-HITTING CARTOONS THAT THE NEW WORLD ORDER DOESN'T WANT YOU TO SEE. PROVIDES HELPFUL LABELS TO MAKE HIS DEEP, INSIGHTFUL COMMENTARY EASIER TO UNDERSTAND DRAWS HAMFISTED SHITLIB PROPAGANDA WITH NO SUBTLETY OR LABELS RURALITE ÜBERMENSCH ULTRA-LIBERAL URBANITE SOYBOY twnogf DEPENDS ON DYING LEGACY MEDIA, DOESN'T DO COMMISIONS OR P--- DRAWS HOT WOMEN PARROTING HIS VIEWS SELF-EMPLOYED, WILL GLADLY DRAW CUSTOM CARTOONS IF YOU PAY HIM TO HAS A THICC WIFE WHO SHARES HIS VIEWS HATES BEING WHITE AMREN BORTHER, H'WITE PRIDE WORLD WIDE!

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Virgin Hunter vs Chad Detective

CHA HUNTER DETECTIVE movie trailer establishes that movie will be set in the actual game's universe has references to the games that people who play the games would only knovw has no resemblance to its source material movie starts in boring, real world rather than lore-filled game universe new, yet accurate pokemon redesign:s virgin modern (unoriginal) olive drabs literally a live-action isekai no cool hunter armor world has no relation to boring real life FURRY PIKACHUU bland tooty shooty guns directed by man who respects the source material directed by cash-hungry shil only use cool giant swords later in the movie and stars his favorite wife as the protagonist actual pokemon from gen 1 to gen 6 stars ryan reynolds as detective pikachu

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the Birgin deep fried meme Huge cast of original characters includes Meme Man, Orang, Pillar, Vegetal, Elephoont of the Shanpes, Cool Guy, the Pile The CHAD Setrea Merne No creativity; steals all its characters from pop culture . Deals with mundane events with no notable consequence in the greater scheme of the universe Destroys a universe pretty much every day Garish backgrounds composed of clashing. eye-stinging bright colors Beautiful vaporwave backgrounds Has to straight up bribe people for upvotes with taglines such as "LIKE FOR FREE IPOD" No need for bribery; so skilled irn subliminal messaging that viewers hit the upvote button without even consciously realizing it ANGERY Prominently features 3-dimensional objects and themes, and explore many dimensions beyond even that Pretty much always exists in a mere 2 dimensions No giant stacks of crustaceans to speak of; hell, it's rare to even see ONE crustacean Is on 5 or 6 layers of irony, at most Entire political movement dedicated to building the tallest and most glorious stacks of crustaceans in the multiverse 鸞寬昜 OU Is on so many layers of irony, meme scientists had to invent a new large number notation to represent it I W LE Warm and bad No one can understand it because it's too visually warped and scrambled Cool and good No one can understand it because it's too ASCENDED

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Matpat vs Connor the Waffle

The virgirn theorist Chad the Waffle Makes an absurd amount of FNAF theories(even after his final theory) D Doesn't use clear evidence in his theories and overthinks them to the point of missing the original point Doesn't focus too much on Fnaf because of it's popularity Only does theories on games because of how popular they are Uses actual evidence in his theories which are to the point Has dozens of fan art on deviantart A litteral twitter account is dedicated to making fun of him Does bootleq reviews,top tens,show reviews,and theories all in one channel Only guest stars in music videos Was in an episode of lockstin and gnoggin

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The Virgin Da Chad Bob Minion What everyone chooses fo today Not given a fun nickname Is not SpongeBob, DA BOB Nobody's choice fo today Proudly wears the mascot of his generation . Shirt looks ugly Wears the mascot of a s----- movie studio and 40-year old moms on Facebook Shirt is so beautiful, it will one day be put into display in The Lourve

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Virgin Hank VS CHAD Christoff Uses Binary Broadsword: Like a Real man Edgy Black Outfit Uses Katana: Probably a Weeb Pure and Elegant White Outfit Wannabe Ninja Keeps dying LOOKS Ike a Religous Figure Dies, but not as often Generally a D--- Only wants to fight. Chillest f------ Guy Has the Moral highground Wants to Save Nevada s a Psychopath worst enemy Is a Clown His enemy is Evil and the Auditor: AKA God.

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