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Never leaves his Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone bed nor his phone "The wizard halt" "The Virgin Rest" "The Chad Coma" Never saw a phone in his life Does not understand the concept of time Hair erected from all the p--- has no sense of time Never seen a woman in real life Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Stacy always sucking his d--- in bed Perfect biological clock Tired but refuses to sleep Never tired but still Sleeps alone Always sleeps with at least 1 Chad and 1 Stacy sleeps Screein physical contact with eyes Screen close to eyes Sleeps alone, even the bedbugs leave Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Does not see because of the Faces the the screen away from any entrances Eyes unable to process light emited by digital devices blindig light Battery of the phone is dead, always charging Phone on 9% battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Asleep by 9pm Doesn't know the word p--- Woke by 6 am Stays up until late If moves closer to the corner of the bed falls down wow Always tired, but never sleepS Frequently watches p--- in bed Always watching p--- Has trouble getting up in the morning exhibits similar child-like behaviours

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The Wizard Halt vs. The Virgin Rest vs. The Chad Coma


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Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Jun 13, 2017 at 01:14PM EDT

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