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ile 1289007277 png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) □ Anonymous 11/06/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 Girl ive been crushing on for years Shorter than me, adorable in every way We have sex regularly Be together for many years Trust her unconditionally One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive Weve had sex at least 4 times after She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me Suddenly build up with uncontollable rage Punch her in the face as hard as I can She falls down Still p----- off, cant even see straight Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch Keep punching "Leave, her parents come home after Fast forward a few weeks "She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere She told her parents a robber came in and did this "She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad Suddenly feel terrible inside Go to apologize three weeks later Ask her sister where she is Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late Get to her room Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur □ Anonymous 1 1/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No.285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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ile 1289007277 png-(141 KB, 500x500, reactionface sad frog.png) □ Anonymous 11/06/10(Fri)21:34:37 No.285062965 Girl ive been crushing on for years Shorter than me, adorable in every way We have sex regularly Be together for many years Trust her unconditionally One day, she sits me down for a talk *Has a sad look on her face She tells me she was r---- a few weeks back She went to get an STD test and found out she was HIV positive Weve had sex at least 4 times after She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me Suddenly build up with uncontollable rage Punch her in the face as hard as I can She falls down Still p----- off, cant even see straight Keep punching her as hard as I can Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood Blood splashes onto my shirt when I punch Keep punching "Leave, her parents come home after Fast forward a few weeks "She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere She told her parents a robber came in and did this "She didnt want me in jail cause she felt bad Suddenly feel terrible inside Go to apologize three weeks later Ask her sister where she is Her sis has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma Run to the hospital to say sorry before its too late Get to her room Open the door * Get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur □ Anonymous 1 1/05/10(Fri)21:35:07 No.285063048 OP what the hell is wrong with you

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