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□ BROther Laughing Man !!6Ltud83uedV 11/20/10(Sat)03:18 No. 12863338 8 File 1290241136 jpg-(54 KB, 380x373, ist2_136840-lucha-libre-wrest(...).jpg) >playing half orc monk >decide to play something beyond weeaboo i am a master of martial arts >spend 100 gp on inlaid mask with intricate tribal designs sewn on the side with a fin >BECOME LOS TIBURON, THE SHARK OF THE LAND, MASKED WRESTLER take feats revolving around grappling >grapple EVERYTHING >EVERYTHING >EVERY. F------. THING sincluding, but not limited to, a bear >final part of campaign >OH S--- DRAGON >dragon acts like a f-----, ducking into water and popping up to use breath weapon >f--- that, I'm charging his ass >brother, playing warforged fighter, assists my MIGHTY LEAP into the air, where I pose in mid-air, shouting about the HONOR OF THE MASK >TACKLE A F------ DRAGON >deal unarmed damage, latch on, take deep breath in preparation for the underwater struggle >dragon goes up. forgot they can actually fly >DM gives me option to let go before he goes up. F--- that, I'm still wrestling. >200 FEET IN THE AIR, STILL WRESTLING A DRAGON AND DEALING UNARMED DAMAGE >Dragon actually starts hurting me. Have to come up with a plan. BRILLIANCE STRIKES ME. >"I roll to pin.' >Entire table is silent. >l roll to pin' his wings behind his back, so he can't fly anymore. >ENTIRE TABLE IS LEANING OVER SO I CAN MAKE MY ROLL OF DESTINY >NATURAL. F------. TWENTY >I pin the dragon's wings, sending it and me hurtling into ground. I have six seconds to make my final statement. >"I AM LOS TIBURON! And I am...a lucha!!! >Dragon's neck snaps on impact >Through sheer luck or GM fiat, possibly both, I survive with -4 HP >Cleric puts me back at one, picks me up, holding one arm into the air >My brother immediately bangs his shield twice, making a bell noise >Party's bard/diplomancer: "And the winner is....Los Tiburon!" high fives all around And that was the story of how I made it to level four. □ Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:22 No. 12863367 □ Anonymous 11/20/10(Sat)03:29 No.12863425 12863338 you win d&d forever

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