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The virgin Adam the first man ever created no cool titles except the ones he gave himself talks like a kid who just discovered curse words lame bird-like wings calls himself "dickmaster" Mu no badass speech killed by a nymphomaniac Cyclop maid armed with a knife ugly-ass tunic commanded by a council god's favorite archangel "The Judge of Hell", The chad Gabriel talks like a bad-ass final boss slaughtered weak demons with his army because yes cool wings made out of light calls himself "The Righteous Hand of the Father" "Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!" the only battle he loosed in was against a guy who slaughtered the entire hell all by himself, and he fighted him again cool golden armor killed the council who commanded him slaughtered entire armies all by himself

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Extremely degenerate Caters to pedophiles Looks 12. is actually 300 years old The Virgin "Your Average Stereotypical Animanga Associated with Weebs" Repetitive "Hehe. *wipes blood off knife did I scare you?" Gives the haters a sense of superiority knowing they don't enjoy these chinese cartoons Fulfills an insecure boy's power fantasies Lands people on r/sadcringe and r/cringetopia u/Loboquatel VS Extremely well made caters to everyone with good taste Looks like a normal guy at first, is actually deeper than that The Chad "Animanga that even Non-fans Could Enjoy" unique Anime haters go: "Ok, Anime is dog s---, BUT..." "I'm going to go BERSERRRRK!!!" Lands people in therapy

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The Chad Mario vs. The Chad Sonic

Has unlimited energy Jumps unnaturally high Has a chad brother Cute colorful outfit MB VS Nemesis is a stylish dragon Has unlimited energy Runs unnaturally fast Has a genius sidekick Cool blue fur Nemesis is an evil genius

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The Virgin Illagers vs. The Chad Villagers

Two weak eybrows The Virgin Illager Doesn't know how to trade Can't even plant a tree properlv Attacks people on sight Can't breed Can't even craft Unhealty skin colour from staying inside the whole day Even a brainless corpse doesn't want to touch him Jobless NEET Shows his ugly hands to everyone Tries and fails to rise up ageinst society VS Single eybrow, which emanates manliness The Chad Villager Degree in economics Great farmer Pacifist Can and will breed Can make bread without a crafting table Healthy complexion from staying outside Stacy zombies crave his flesh Gets a job as soon as he finds one. Hard working His perfect hands are so hidden, that even he doesn't know how they look like Creates society

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The Virgin Clinton vs. The Chad Johnson

VIRGIN FRANKLIN Is barely a gangsta Hangs out with a drunk boomer and a meth head living in a trailer Got rejected by Tanisha Can't get rid of that yee yee ass haircut Most of the properties he can own can also be owned by fellow virgin Michael GSF for life CHAD JOHNSON Hangs out with a Mexican gang leader and a Chinese Triad boss (Hung out with Big Smoke and Ryder, both internet meme royalty before they betrayed him) Has 6 girlfriends, including an Asian doctor who lets him keep his weapons after dying and a policewoman who lets him keep his weapons after getting arrested Can change his haircut in numerous ways including dying his hair pink and green Can own a whole airfield and a car showroom that only he can own

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The Virgin De Santa vs. The Chadko Bellic

The virgin Michael DeSanta Cucked by a tennis coach Is a failure as a father and husband Ends up being the FIB's bitch; does all the dirty work for them Tries yoga to reduce stress; falls multiple times and only gets angrier Son disrespects him so much that he tried to sell his boat, ends up having it stolen Is rich, lives in LA, and still has nothing of real value in his life Betrayed his friend Trevor and let him think he was dead Knows his therapist overcharges and doesn't help, still goes anyway Police kill him almost instantly for bumping into them Rarely gets phone calls, usually when he does it's someone telling him to do something Life is a neverending hell of loss and despair, still manages to stay focused on his goals The Chad Niko Bellic Fought in the Yugoslav wars Ev Constantly receives phone calls from friends asking him to go bowling, play darts, etc. Relieves stress by beating the s--- out of the nearby hotdog salesman Grinds his way through the criminal ranks to get what he wants Watched many of his friends die, causing him to become the badass he is today Kills nearly everyone that f---- with him or his cousin Agrees to rob a bank without hesitation Walks down the street openly carrying an AK; cops do nothing to intervene Gains the respect of numerous important criminal leaders on his journey of justice

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Arcueid vs Neco-arc

Virgin Arcueid Brunestud Human Not funny Isn't strong Who even is she? No "Buranya" God Popular Chad Neco-arc Funny cat pilk Can teleport and make clones Has 3 more versions of herself "Buranya" Weed smoker

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the rules of postures 101 Virgin

PSP form of Frontotemporal Dementia -Stiffness and awkwardness in gait -Poor judgment -Loss of empathy -Socially inappropriate behavior -Lack of inhibition -Repetitive compulsive behavior -Inability to concentrate or plan -Frequent, abrupt mood changes -Speech difficulties -Problems with balance or movement -Memory loss

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The Virgin Chad vs. The Chad Virgin (Solo version)

The Virgin Chad Only has sex with virgins so they can't compare his d--- to anyone else Insecure M More std's than an entire Fraternity Too busy on Tindr to exercise Can't hold a meaningful relationship The Chad Virgin Pure of body and mind Ev Too busy pumping iron to look at anyone sexually Doesn't have sex because his d--- would literally rip his partner in half Him and his GF are waiting until marriage Secure in his masculinity, doesn't need to compensate

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The Virgin Billie Eilish vs. The Chad Michael Jackson

The Virgin Billie Eilish Dances like she's having a stroke Fakes mental illness Sings about killing your dad for not buying tickets to some show Wears her fat grandpa's hand-me-downs Worshipped by incels and 14 year olds who think they're psychos because their dad didn't pass the mustard when they asked Looks like she's constantly having a facial seizure THE CHAD MICHAEL JACKSON Most iconic dance moves this century Ezt Still producing music and performing on stage despite being dead for 10 years Sings about changing the world for the better Wears only the most fashionable clothing for his performance MB Has dedicated fans and stage impersonators, all grooving and making the world a better place Almost always smiling

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The Virgin Wasp vs. The Chad Bee

the virgin wasp eats their larva's s--- can sting more than once throws out their larva to die before winter invades personal spaces kills bees ruins picnics THE CHAD BEE stings once voiced by Jerry Seinfield larva produces honey defends larva at all costs respects your personal space is you respect his good for the enviornment Alex The Boi

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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Annie

The Virgin Annie Knitts She is who now? Turns into a puny warrior haha lol. Did nothing in the first season. Had her surname changed multiple times, as well as her first name at one point. Origin: 1997; did virtually nothing since then. Allegience? Nothing. The Chad Annie Leonhart Is the Female Titan! Turns into a 14m titan! Does SOMETHING in the first season! Is, and always the one and only Annie Leonhart! Origin: 2009/2013; so much character development since then.. Allegiance? The Marleyan Military; the Warriors.

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Virgin vs. Chad, but it's characters named Sam

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The virgin Adam the first man ever created no cool titles except the ones he gave himself talks like a kid who just discovered curse words lame bird-like wings calls himself "dickmaster" Mu no badass speech killed by a nymphomaniac Cyclop maid armed with a knife ugly-ass tunic commanded by a council god's favorite archangel "The Judge of Hell", The chad Gabriel talks like a bad-ass final boss slaughtered weak demons with his army because yes cool wings made out of light calls himself "The Righteous Hand of the Father" "Machine... I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS! I will grind you down until the very SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! My hands shall RELISH ENDING YOU... HERE! AND! NOW!" the only battle he loosed in was against a guy who slaughtered the entire hell all by himself, and he fighted him again cool golden armor killed the council who commanded him slaughtered entire armies all by himself

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