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kirbyofthestars people have the audacity to equate vanilla with "plain". the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don't understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i'm going to kill you

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Same with people who disparage minimalism or understated styles as a whole because of all the soulless and boring material in such themes cranked out by corporate twits. Get someone who knows what they're doing to make a design and it'll have as much character and stylishness as something a hundred times more complex.

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