Delete Sensitive Nitpicker Apr 17, 2023 at 12:04AM EDT >I wanna live forever >get old >get a heart attack while crossing the street and die standing up >get hit by a car, compressing your chest just enough to restart your heart >oh fuck +34 Reply
Delete Sensitive Kommando_Kaijin Apr 16, 2023 at 09:30PM EDT I don't even have to guess as to what'll happen when someone inevitably tries to use it to get a gf. +32 Reply
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Nitpicker
Apr 17, 2023 at 12:04AM EDT
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