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Costs 18$ Seemingly "better doom" The Virgin Ultrakill "BLOOD IS FUEL" sounds like a edgy rock band Has a sandbox mode which makes it a tad bit not s--- Oversatured by GD and osu sweats Game has barely any plot Soundtrack is 99% drum beats, boring Ę The Chad Cruelty Squad Made by Consumer Softproducts, a very underrated developer Made by new blood interactive who also made faith, but nothing interesting besides that Retarded combat mechanics which rely purely on dodging and hitting projectiles on time Retarded community making p--- out of a f------ robot Costs 19$, but comes with it's tremendous soundtrack Wipes it's ass with doom "YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS" sounds like a dark inspirational quote Isn't oversatured by anything, unless you bring up the soundtrack Has an amazing yet reasonably simple plot Can be beaten in 1 hour but has shittons of replay value Takes PSX graphics to a whole new level Soundtrack is pure earcandy, all of it was composed with nothing but Windows Music Editor Combat mechanics dont give you much freedom, combat relies purely on your own reaction time and skill, no dodging or parrying b-------, just shoot or die Unbiased community consisting of sigma males and testosterone blood chads

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Ultrakill vs Cruelty Squad


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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