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>Be me Police officer responding to a theft at Bethesda Hq. >Walk through front door to only be immediately bombarded by greetings from staff. >Some d------ was repeatedly walking against the wall. 248 KB JPG >Whatever lI've seen wierder in n------ slums. >Attempt to ask the receptionist where the theft took place. > Says something about a mages guild on the fifth floor. >I don't get paid enough for this s---. >Make my way to the elevator. >A dwarf is sat in the corner staring at the buttons. I reach over him to press the fith floor. >He begins convulsing and screaming as the doors close. > By azura by azura by azura, it's the grand champion- > Taze him on reflex and handcuff him to the guard rail. > step out onto the 5th floor to see a bunch of people surrounding a very confused intern screaming thief repeatedly. >Hes huddled in the fetal position firmly clutching a paper clip. > Attempt to make my way over to him before accidentally brushing into another employee. > Everyone stops and stares at me for a moment before simultaneously screaming. > You shouldn't have come here. > Combat music begins playing over the loudspeakers as all of the employees begins beating the dog s--- out of me. >The throng of bodies is too much as I begin fading into darkness they all step away from me like nothing happened. >Wake up in a carriage next to a blonde guy with a beard dressed in medieval clothes with my hands tied. >Hey your finally awake. >Dammit Todd Howard this is the 8th time this week.

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Anonymous | 67852442 174.6 KB PNG 5 min. ago ●●● >Go to hospital to discuss septum surgery with my mom and gp >Doctor asks if I have any allergies >No >Mom chimes in >Of course you have allergies anon, why else are there so many tissues in your room >Mom remains clueless He f------ laughed he knew

Anonymous 145 KB PNG >be me 11/23/24(Sat) 08:24:24 No.927754455 >Check up on the reddit normies from time to time >"My 85 year old grandfather can't figure out how to use his oven - LOL PAINT CHIPS" >"A man hit on me at the gym so I s--- myself and barked at him and shaved my eyebrows in self defense" >I've gotten my Harris sign stolen and given death threats 15+ times but there's no video" >" Why are republicans so obsessed with trans?" Trans flag pfp > Every comment that has any kind of criticism has 3,000 qualifying statements so they don't get harassed " I'm a gigantic f----- and sucked 30 d---- in 41 minutes, but I don't think blah blah blah" Are these real f------ people?

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>Be me Police officer responding to a theft at Bethesda Hq. >Walk through front door to only be immediately bombarded by greetings from staff. >Some d------ was repeatedly walking against the wall. 248 KB JPG >Whatever lI've seen wierder in n------ slums. >Attempt to ask the receptionist where the theft took place. > Says something about a mages guild on the fifth floor. >I don't get paid enough for this s---. >Make my way to the elevator. >A dwarf is sat in the corner staring at the buttons. I reach over him to press the fith floor. >He begins convulsing and screaming as the doors close. > By azura by azura by azura, it's the grand champion- > Taze him on reflex and handcuff him to the guard rail. > step out onto the 5th floor to see a bunch of people surrounding a very confused intern screaming thief repeatedly. >Hes huddled in the fetal position firmly clutching a paper clip. > Attempt to make my way over to him before accidentally brushing into another employee. > Everyone stops and stares at me for a moment before simultaneously screaming. > You shouldn't have come here. > Combat music begins playing over the loudspeakers as all of the employees begins beating the dog s--- out of me. >The throng of bodies is too much as I begin fading into darkness they all step away from me like nothing happened. >Wake up in a carriage next to a blonde guy with a beard dressed in medieval clothes with my hands tied. >Hey your finally awake. >Dammit Todd Howard this is the 8th time this week.

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