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Greentext Stories - Anon is a police officer. | /r/Greentext

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>Be me Police officer responding to a theft at Bethesda Hq. >Walk through front door to only be immediately bombarded by greetings from staff. >Some d------ was repeatedly walking against the wall. 248 KB JPG >Whatever lI've seen wierder in n------ slums. >Attempt to ask the receptionist where the theft took place. > Says something about a mages guild on the fifth floor. >I don't get paid enough for this s---. >Make my way to the elevator. >A dwarf is sat in the corner staring at the buttons. I reach over him to press the fith floor. >He begins convulsing and screaming as the doors close. > By azura by azura by azura, it's the grand champion- > Taze him on reflex and handcuff him to the guard rail. > step out onto the 5th floor to see a bunch of people surrounding a very confused intern screaming thief repeatedly. >Hes huddled in the fetal position firmly clutching a paper clip. > Attempt to make my way over to him before accidentally brushing into another employee. > Everyone stops and stares at me for a moment before simultaneously screaming. > You shouldn't have come here. > Combat music begins playing over the loudspeakers as all of the employees begins beating the dog s--- out of me. >The throng of bodies is too much as I begin fading into darkness they all step away from me like nothing happened. >Wake up in a carriage next to a blonde guy with a beard dressed in medieval clothes with my hands tied. >Hey your finally awake. >Dammit Todd Howard this is the 8th time this week.

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