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Anon hates reddit 2:electric boogaloo | /r/Greentext
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![Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ntNeO+CD) Why is the High Street dying? ▼ Settings Mobile Home 10/27/24(Sun)00:31:39 No.486039129 'Amazon tax' to save Britain's high streets under consideration by Reeves The British Retail Consortium, the industry's trade body, welcomed the idea of reform but warned against the idea of simply punishing online players Howard Musto 3 days ago [2] Comments amazon PBGOF ASN OGO136A 522 KB PNG >See news that the traditional British high-street is being killed by the likes of large corporations >Figure that my local area needs some monetary boosting >I also needed new headphones as I have sat on my current pair, and broke them. >Maybe I should pay a visit to the local GAME (GameStop US) as I haven't been there in 10 years. >Get in car >Drive to town centre >All parking is paid and metered >Find a free parking space; too short for my car >Nvrmnd.jpg >Find a free space; Disabled parking space >F--- it. I just park in some multi story car park for 8 GBP >I have to walk from here. >Walk past cinema (Abandoned) >It smells like piss and s---; Can't see any piss and s--- for some reason >Homeless person came up to me asking for f--- >F------.png >Screaming crack head in a bus shelter >Literally nobody in sight is dressed politely >Everyone looks like human trash >Can hear people yelling at each other from across the distance >Saw some f------ walking around with his hand down the front of his pants >I want to f------ curb stomp him. >Urban youf wearing balaclavas >Kebab shops with fake hygiene ratings in the window >Deliveroo riders are all nafaris and jeets, delivering wet food to your door on a bike. >Walk past a Greggs; See hobos robbing the sausage rolls and fleeing like in those videos from California >Walk through the main high street, pretty much the only palatable part of my journey. >Abandoned shops >Phone repair shops that steal your information >Poundland being robbed >B&M being robbed >Luxury cars parked outside of dilapidated bedsits >Urban Range Rover, something you never see in a rich area. >Abandoned department store (Closed since 2009) >JW's preaching their retarded religion where you can't give out gifts (And I thought the Jews were cheap) >Trash everywhere >Chavs walking their shitbulls with spiked collars and chains as a leash >Finally make it to GAME >Its closed >I just got back in my car and drove to Currys. F--- the Highstreet.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/934/355/1a7.png "High-street to Hell | /r/Greentext")
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![File: txw4ldr7u9271.jpg (37 KB, 575x633) Anonymous 08/13/21(Fri)17:31:58 No.64963456 [Reply] >>64963825 >>64964358 >>64964377 >be me >britfag >moved back home due to pandemic >have been practicing the ancient art of autofellation for approximately ten years now >really helps you connect with your inner self and central chakra etc >used to try on the toilet, struggled for a while >one day manage to gently touch my d--- lips with my nose, sort of gently nuzzle it for a bit >smells amazing >befriend older gay man >he tells me his technique, lying on bed with arse on the wall and legs up the wall (90 degrees) >try this, instantly my gains improve >within months can fit entire bellend in mouth >after two years can basically d--------- myself >anyway, now do this about 2-3 times a week depending on my mood >usually for stress relief >doing my usual ritual in childhood bedroom (quick a--- finger until first orgasm, a bit of light sounding then autofellatio to finish) >Dad walks in just as i place my lips on my tip >don't see him but hear him gasp >freeze >he watches for about five seconds then leaves in silence This just happened about ten minutes ago. Should I leave my house and change my name? I could probably jump out my window and run to a friend's place two roads away.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/696/77a.jpg "Tear down the wall | /r/Greentext")
![- File: 1572965623943.jpg (312 KB, 993x558) (((p----------))) Anonymous (ID: woSallPY 08/14/21(Sat)12:27:17 No.334183109 [Reply] ► > be me, 27 > try noporn several times > fail every time after 3-21 days because it makes me feel like absolute s--- (anxiety, depression, limp d---, fatigue) > "nopornisajudenmeme".bmp > fail to realize it is just withdrawal symptoms caused by years of bathing my brain in dopamine >try again and decide to push through this time CLICK > fail > try again > fail again > letsdothis.sat > 1 month passes > withdrawal symptoms getting better > 2 months in > social anxiety and depression GONE > better posture > better breath > yes better breath, read that again > look people in the eyes while i talk with them > able to study longer and more efficiently > more confidence > able to lift more > desire to read increases > laugh about things that i usually don't find funny, more humorous in general > rock hard erections > girls start noticing me > etc. etc. p--- is killing you anons, anyone who disagrees is a shill and/or a jude. Give Noporn a try.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/173/654/cb1.png "Anon overcomes his p--- addiction | /r/Greentext")
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