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the virgin chosen the CHAD Royal Guard Believes in the teachings of "We should burn a village to the ground. a psychopath who killed his child because some inner Probably afraid to run into his former neighbors. Believes in his majesty King Min. That's always fun!" voice told him to. Not actually strong despite being "Eden's Gate special forces". Highest HP NPCS in the game. Wears a camo trenchcoat Most specialized equipment is a fighter plane. straight outta the thrift shop. Uniform designed by the royal tailor himself. Artillery, Mortars, Helicopters, Sniper Rifles, Body Armor, extended magazines... Mandatory Judge Wolf gives his position away every time. He gets everything he wants because his King loves him so much. Either PTSD-ridden from fighting for oil in a desert in the middle east or brainwashed into joining Has fought in numerous wars but decided to spend the rest of his life in Kyrat protecting the glorious King The barking of his guard dog strikes fear into every stealthy player. The Royal Guard hunter can tame Tigers and packs of wolves with ease. the cult. Min. Manages to kill a bunch of underequipped civilians. Succesful coup d'état, conquers the entire country and fights the rebels all the way back to Banapur.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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the virgin chosen the CHAD Royal Guard Believes in the teachings of "We should burn a village to the ground. a psychopath who killed his child because some inner Probably afraid to run into his former neighbors. Believes in his majesty King Min. That's always fun!" voice told him to. Not actually strong despite being "Eden's Gate special forces". Highest HP NPCS in the game. Wears a camo trenchcoat Most specialized equipment is a fighter plane. straight outta the thrift shop. Uniform designed by the royal tailor himself. Artillery, Mortars, Helicopters, Sniper Rifles, Body Armor, extended magazines... Mandatory Judge Wolf gives his position away every time. He gets everything he wants because his King loves him so much. Either PTSD-ridden from fighting for oil in a desert in the middle east or brainwashed into joining Has fought in numerous wars but decided to spend the rest of his life in Kyrat protecting the glorious King The barking of his guard dog strikes fear into every stealthy player. The Royal Guard hunter can tame Tigers and packs of wolves with ease. the cult. Min. Manages to kill a bunch of underequipped civilians. Succesful coup d'état, conquers the entire country and fights the rebels all the way back to Banapur.

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