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The Dark Virgin The Mordegon, Lord of Chadows Is the superior half of the Wizard Morcant, embracing Main color is Red Face is both totally original and fearsomely chiseled, could probably evil, could make the Seer chop down Yggdrasil with his chin alone the power and chadliness of Face is just Jiren's but blue and fat (Menacing, elicits images of the rivers he fills with the Proudly shows his face for all to see, one glance gets monster Stacies wet instantly Too ashamed of his ugly mug to be seen without his mask his bitch easily Main color is Green (not menacing, potential environmentalist or vegan) bodies of his enemies) Body equally original and more Wields the Sword of Body is just Perfect Cell's but with no hands Commands the muscular tha Drustan and Shadows with one hand power of the six orbs of Yggdrasil's altar, further showing his dominion over all Hendrik combined Relies on some puny shadow shroud to be tough, practically powerless once the Brad Luminary comes by and shines a fancy light on him Doesn't need a nose, if he did have one, he could scratch it all day Couldn't scratch his nose if he had one Can't j------- so his balls are as Erdrea Tried to off the Stacy Yggdragon, just created Yggdrasil and did more good than bad in the end Made Yggdrasil his bitch, then dumped her so hard he ended the old world before Has to get Indignus and Jasper to fend off the hordes of Succubitches that wanna hop his Big Black Sword of Shadows blue as his face Optimal form, imposingly muscular yet sleek enough to need but one hitbox So fat that each of Lives in the Fortress of rebuilding it in his image Summons Darklings, shows his own self-image is still just a puny powerless little thing Fear, a massive floating castle that entirely his arms have Summons the Chadow of Chadows, shows his self-image is just as grand and glorious as he really is separate hitboxes Always skips leg day, has to live in space so that his legs don't break in zero-g replaces Yggdrasil in the sky, strikes awe/fear in all who see it, and serves as haven Spent most of the game as some nameless dark tockle, Can fly, but never skips leg day, keeps his radical dino-legs at peak performance Spent most of the game as the literal King of the most powerful nation in Erdrea, and then the King of the whole world, seen many times and strikes awe/fear in all onlookers every time. only ever seen three times Only emotional moment was corrupting Morcant, even then only as backstory for Mordegon Technically only bested once because of time travel for metal king slimes from brutal ground- dwelling murderhobos Bested by Humans twice Literal Giant Space Extremely emotionally fulfilling to defeat Referenced numerous times throughout the story, excellent foreshadowing and plot ties to numerous backstories, probably the only reason so many acters and wonderful moments are Flea from Nowhere Needed to use time travel Lives in a Causes more emotional moments in to get his true power back generic floating ball of darkness the game than arguably the rest of the cast combined, singlehandedly. colorful Not as emotionally fulfilling to defeat as the Chad Mordegon The Brad Luminary needed to use Deus Ex Machina time travel to even begin to undo the damage the Chad Mordegon caused during his reign involved with the Luminary's quest at all Even after his death, his reign permanently altered Erdrea's map, a over some old ruins constant reminder of who he is

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin Catboy vs Chad Feline Man

Virgin Catboy Chad Feline Man common street cat is known as lax and dormant, will occasionally steal from humans, and very horny and aggresive Various big cat species are known for their strength and ability to lead packs when hunting, able to self sustain themselves, and will not f--- up humans if they respected their wellbeing. is almost always a weeaboo, doesn't want to admit it is hundred percent a furry and is proud of it "i think age of consent should be 13 years "Age of consent is defined by the standard of modern old" Cat ears are mere decoration society, which is around 17-18 real ears exposed years old" hearing ability is inferior to real cats proud of his well- chiseled feline face wears facemask due to his hearing power are equivalent to some of the most perceptive felines out there relies on selling lewds insecurity and fear of has a dayjob and will occasionally take bara furry hentai photoshoot for living coronavirus commissions has never owned a cat hands can weightlift at least a hundred of kilograms and has a crushing power of a tiger generic meido outfit befriends a siberian white Lion-O outfit (or tiger and will occasionally pay a visit on it's natural habitat "paws" too weak to other similar will use the LGBTQA++ do actual maidwork fake buttplug tail cases) card when being called is in the point where tails are unnecessary out believes in freedom of speech. will stand his ground when his opinion is contested, even if it isn't wrong in the first place Realizes that he will never be hide his leg hair within does not conceal his furrish characteristic the cutesy socks due to insecurity lookin' like a real neko so he compensate with hormone shots and light exercise injects himself with various genes of big cats and combined with his intense gym routine to age like milk. will be looking like abusive dads at his mid 30's become an ultimate lifeform aged like fine wine thanks to the gene manipulation and healthy routine that allows him to live through centuries

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Virgin Forces Vs. Chad Business Virgin Forces Chad Business Needs no face to convey expression. Plentiful but not overboard weapon Easily seen from Bland smiley face. over a mile Blends in like a roster. No campers allowed. Chameleon. Too many guns. Snail-paced and campy. Just point and shoot. Will only cease when Roblox shuts down. Abuses broken mechanics. Likely getting ceased after COR releases. Diverse Oversized maps. inspired maps. Rock-Solid hit detection. Hit detection broken for Oversaturated Carefully paced updates. years. updates. Tryhard Salty Spitoon. Scripters/Cheaters galore. Five Removing stocks counts as an attachments Gun skin system is a credit lottery. Cosmetics in a take it or attachment. rotation. leave it. "Don't have time Chat more radioactive to talk smack." than Chernobyl.

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Virign "BLM" Protestor CHAD Capitol Hill Protestor Does not cover face like virign ANTIFA, just puts on makeup to show his patriotism, epic sharp pointy shorns Always hiding his face, to head-butt the FBI too P---- to be assocaited is PROUD to be committing with his acts of domestic acts of domestic terrorism Grey clothing cuz they terrorism & prolly fears the FBI (or is just hiding it cuz hes ugly & being ugly is tpyical virign behavior) (on ur mom cuz she's into furries) don't want to attract American Flag... attention (BORING) COOL Lewis & Clark on A SPEAR. Nuff Hat said. Weird anchor symbol, prolly wants to be a pirate or sumthin, which is why he steals Wears a basic hoodie; all the time but doesn't obviously too broke to afford a epic "TEAM 10" even have a cool parrot & honestly das kinda cringe bro Dope birthmarks shirtless that look like bricks to show he is peak of manlyness sweater ACAB Too dumn to realize loot stores (LAME) that "ACAB" is stupid. Last time I checked its "ABCD", GET REKT loots f------ LIBRARIANS CAPITOL BUILDINGS

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How you see yourself vs. How your grandma sees you

The Virgin How You See Yourself The Chad How Your Grandma Sees You can never seem to get things right must be hungry what a handsome young man lost hope for the future a long time ago absolute ladykiller my how tall you've grown bitter disappointment OUCH! literally limitless potential always happy to see you titanic strength allows him to hold grocery bags with ease how long can this go on exists in a quantum superposition of being a doctor and engineer strong urge to give him 5 dollars

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Capitol Protester vs. Biden Rioter

The Virgin Capitol Protester The CHAD Biden Rioter guarantees no Trump will ever gain office again universally condemned by both parties universally praised by Democrats BIDEN gets Biden elected HARRIS National Guard called in to end the LARPing government officials s--- themselves & do nothing gets companies sever all ties with Trump gets companies to donate millions to Biden & $ocial ju$tice causes occupies the Capitol for less than an hour I takes podiums & AOC's dirty shoes to satisfy selfish sexual desires takes MacBooks & flat-screen TV's to enjoy with the whole family establishes autonomous zones which last months nationwide manhunt initiated to identify suspects media calls actions an "attempted coup" media calls actions a "mostly peaceful protest" attempts to identify suspects decried as racist

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The virgin worldbuilder would crash the market if he THE CHAD FORGER OF WORLDS thinks that publishers will care about his book and people will buy it ever published, unfortunately he only worldbuilds for fun wants his setting to be deep wants his setting to be fun finished his setting in four hours geographically conscious insecure embarassed to talk about his hobby doesn't know what geography means posts his work on facebook girls think he is weird listens to luca turilli girls think he is creative posts text walls in /wbg/ only posts in /wbg/ to critique others listens to ambient and rhapsody of fire and traditional expensive dull colors music tablet and reflect his prefers MS paint and crayons programs personality actively avoids tropes and tries to make his sips energy borrows ideas drinks for maximum efficiency setting unique reads books_ nordheim Wow! the empire uses bright colors sits in bad to maximize posture for hours worldbuilds impact standing up drinks tea avalon || CR

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The Virgin Edge Of Dawn The Chad Funny Footsteps About whatever the comedic support is Mental Trauma can be About a War Criminal comedy with this Thirsty for her teacher Lame Lyrics When this plays you know you are in for In every f------ song in the game a treat Only plays in Edelgard is hot, therefor you supports to make it count must like it The Only Hot character this hinges on is Rapheal when It plays I actually kinda like this song Borrows cringe dubstep from TWSITD Radical Classical music

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The Dark Virgin The Mordegon, Lord of Chadows Is the superior half of the Wizard Morcant, embracing Main color is Red Face is both totally original and fearsomely chiseled, could probably evil, could make the Seer chop down Yggdrasil with his chin alone the power and chadliness of Face is just Jiren's but blue and fat (Menacing, elicits images of the rivers he fills with the Proudly shows his face for all to see, one glance gets monster Stacies wet instantly Too ashamed of his ugly mug to be seen without his mask his bitch easily Main color is Green (not menacing, potential environmentalist or vegan) bodies of his enemies) Body equally original and more Wields the Sword of Body is just Perfect Cell's but with no hands Commands the muscular tha Drustan and Shadows with one hand power of the six orbs of Yggdrasil's altar, further showing his dominion over all Hendrik combined Relies on some puny shadow shroud to be tough, practically powerless once the Brad Luminary comes by and shines a fancy light on him Doesn't need a nose, if he did have one, he could scratch it all day Couldn't scratch his nose if he had one Can't j------- so his balls are as Erdrea Tried to off the Stacy Yggdragon, just created Yggdrasil and did more good than bad in the end Made Yggdrasil his bitch, then dumped her so hard he ended the old world before Has to get Indignus and Jasper to fend off the hordes of Succubitches that wanna hop his Big Black Sword of Shadows blue as his face Optimal form, imposingly muscular yet sleek enough to need but one hitbox So fat that each of Lives in the Fortress of rebuilding it in his image Summons Darklings, shows his own self-image is still just a puny powerless little thing Fear, a massive floating castle that entirely his arms have Summons the Chadow of Chadows, shows his self-image is just as grand and glorious as he really is separate hitboxes Always skips leg day, has to live in space so that his legs don't break in zero-g replaces Yggdrasil in the sky, strikes awe/fear in all who see it, and serves as haven Spent most of the game as some nameless dark tockle, Can fly, but never skips leg day, keeps his radical dino-legs at peak performance Spent most of the game as the literal King of the most powerful nation in Erdrea, and then the King of the whole world, seen many times and strikes awe/fear in all onlookers every time. only ever seen three times Only emotional moment was corrupting Morcant, even then only as backstory for Mordegon Technically only bested once because of time travel for metal king slimes from brutal ground- dwelling murderhobos Bested by Humans twice Literal Giant Space Extremely emotionally fulfilling to defeat Referenced numerous times throughout the story, excellent foreshadowing and plot ties to numerous backstories, probably the only reason so many acters and wonderful moments are Flea from Nowhere Needed to use time travel Lives in a Causes more emotional moments in to get his true power back generic floating ball of darkness the game than arguably the rest of the cast combined, singlehandedly. colorful Not as emotionally fulfilling to defeat as the Chad Mordegon The Brad Luminary needed to use Deus Ex Machina time travel to even begin to undo the damage the Chad Mordegon caused during his reign involved with the Luminary's quest at all Even after his death, his reign permanently altered Erdrea's map, a over some old ruins constant reminder of who he is

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