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The Virgin Fantasy Elf The Chad Christmas Elf Mary Sues with Elven supremacist ideas and orc genocide campaigns... still going extinct. Lives a gazillion years, Lives a gazillion years, Willingly took in a human orphan, makes gifts for childrens' charity invented a bow invented the FTL hover- sleigh to make the world a better place Santa Clausian Worker's Utopia Exclusionary kingdoms and insular elitist culture that has faded to mere legend Disliked by dwarves and humans alike for unearned arrogance Literally a gaunt, androgynous looking human lanklet with Craftsmanship ability that would make any dwarf proud Beloved, cheerful, classic and recognizable image of how most people envision elves. Would be useless latex ears and outclassed without magic Great fashion. Short, sweet, and to the point, but can still f--- up anyone on the naughty list Primitive, tree- dwelling barbarians Highly developed society, with a global supply chain... built on an ice cap. Cares more about trees than sentient Converts trees into toy trains lifeforms

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Virgin Palestine The CHAD Israel incredible, representative flag with a completely unique design Another s----- muslim third world country Defeated the entire, Arab world in six days Covers his face like a bitch Only jewish country in the world, modernized giant Lost every war he's ever fought because he's arab trash Fights by killing himself Got kicked out of his Greatest fighter in the entire M M land, didn't even put up a fight eastern hemisphere Took land from the uncivilized towelheads and restored it to its original glory, defends it from dozens of other countries constantly Liberals and muslims support him by starting debates in the comments section, don't give any money to his cause Gets billions of dollars from the USA every year. The most elite trying to take it back. Territory has only gotten bigger S-----, unoriginal flag soldiers in the American military go there to be trained

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VirJin Kazama Loves family so much that he avenged his father by killing the man who killed his father and adopted his son to raise him on his own. Terry Chadgard Whole family hates eachother. Is the face of SNK and Neo-Geo. Was the mascot for Tekken for awhile, but now no one knows who the mascot is. His cousin is a way more cooler character then him. Doesn't become an edgelord Becomes edgelord devil. His brother Andy is pretty cool too since he has a stacy girlfriend. devil. Has a typical Goku wannabe haircut. Is always an edgy p------------. Beautiful blonde hair. His girlfriend likes a panda more than him. Is the pure definition of a Chad. Has a stacy tomboy girlfriend who is basically his drinking buddy.

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The Virgin /pol/ vs The Chad r/milliondollarextreme

The Virgin /pol/ constantly raided by shills POU The Chad r/milliondollarextreme| created as a containment board arguably the most réddit board on 4chan Reddit algorithim such as the 10 minute rule minimizes shills Users have to make threads just for reminders to improve themselves, get banned for it. MILLION DOLLÁR EXTREME No fun allowed. Community gets p----- at you if you meméflag, shitpost, etc. The most 4chan subreddit Autistic Racism Greaserposting, Hulk Hogan, etc. Subtle Humorous Racism Stop Using Reddit Abernatively, find out what's trending across al of Reddit on ripopular. so you can be yourseit. Mlon Dollar Extreme Presents: O httpswww.reddit.com/timilliondollarextreme OLITIC

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Code Virgin CHAD NOTE VS "Exactly as planned" Accidentally caused a genocide to move the story forward Original Premise that stands Copies too many tropes from other anime to appeal to as out from other anime No fan service you watch it for the story many people as possible Focus is always on the MCs Uses fan service as a crutch to attract horny weebs Focuses on too many stupid side characters who don't matter Everyone has super eye Death God Bro who don't give a f--- powers not special Another generic Waiful Notebook of Death is a safeguarded secret No time for school Half the show focuses on crappy Highschool plot Rival always knew MC was the enemy but needed proof Rival is too stupid to realize MC is Too busy being God the enemy despite being best friends Gundam clone Unfitting salsa music One of a kind thriller Bone-chilling soundtrack

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Virgin Actual Joe Biden v Chad Joe Biden In Republican’s Minds

Chad Joe Biden in Republican's Minds President of AntiFa Virgin Actual Joe Biden Probably a War Criminal Marxist-Bidenist Racist Wants To Allied with Will Burn The Wants Unity Work With China, Constitution Republicans Venezuela Neoliberal Went To The 'Nothing will fundamentally change' and North Underworld To Work With Hugo Chavez In Order To Rig The Election. Korea Evaporates The Rich Will Kill All Landlords

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Virgin American Jesus vs Chad Biblical Jesus

Beautiful brown skin makes him Long hair and no beard, practically a woman Imao Wailed on moneylenders in the temple impervious to the sun Anglosaxon, guaranteed to get sunburnt under the intense Middle Eastern sun Vaguely gay., didn't let living in an incredibly homophobic nation get him down Will forgive you for all your sins Wants world peace and loves everyone unconditionally Hated the Pharisees. What kind of Jew hates Jews? Used to spit on lepers Explicitly told his followers that he came to cause strife Extremely racist, called a gentile a dog when she begged him to heal her daughter Vaguely racist, used as an excuse to colonize brown "savages" Doesn't care if you don't listen to his rules, too much of a cuck to put his foot down Not following his rules and becoming an extreme ascetic meant an eternity in hell Stripped down to his underwear and washed his apostle's feet, very humble "What's an Oral Torah?" Wore his Tzitzit like a good Jew Wants you to be rich, cares about the material world more than the afterlife Destroys a fig tree out of season while he was hangry, totally cucks whoever owned that tree Devout Pharisee, told his followers that the Pharisee leaders had divine authority and had to be obeyed

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The Virgin "Happy Holidays" V.S. The Chad "Merry Christmas" "We need to respect other people's religions!"".except I want a Gender-Neutral Santa to replace the traditional Santa." Thinks that all religions, even those that don't have a holiday at this time, deserve recognition A time of joy AND cheer! Companies make so much money Cute Elves to scare children into being good Actual Holiday is late December, people so hyped they start the microsecond Halloween ends Thinks classic movies Drinks overpriced Starbucks drinks, doesn't realize it's probably cheaper to make ECort are sexist and racist. No BS- get all your presents IN ONE DAY. Feels he can't say Merry Christmas to a group of 100 people because there's one Jewish guy and two Muslims. Rule of a Christmas Party Number 1: Attends parties, doesn't get, hooked up with anyone The guy in the Santa suit ALWAYS gets girls. No creepy elves to scare children- his political correctness does it well enough Jesus was so nice he let people get gifts on HIS birthday. Some of the best Probably atheist or something idk movies of all time revolve around this Holiday

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin fantasy elf vs. the Chad Christmas elf

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The Virgin Fantasy Elf The Chad Christmas Elf Mary Sues with Elven supremacist ideas and orc genocide campaigns... still going extinct. Lives a gazillion years, Lives a gazillion years, Willingly took in a human orphan, makes gifts for childrens' charity invented a bow invented the FTL hover- sleigh to make the world a better place Santa Clausian Worker's Utopia Exclusionary kingdoms and insular elitist culture that has faded to mere legend Disliked by dwarves and humans alike for unearned arrogance Literally a gaunt, androgynous looking human lanklet with Craftsmanship ability that would make any dwarf proud Beloved, cheerful, classic and recognizable image of how most people envision elves. Would be useless latex ears and outclassed without magic Great fashion. Short, sweet, and to the point, but can still f--- up anyone on the naughty list Primitive, tree- dwelling barbarians Highly developed society, with a global supply chain... built on an ice cap. Cares more about trees than sentient Converts trees into toy trains lifeforms

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