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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Virgin American Jesus vs Chad Biblical Jesus

Beautiful brown skin makes him Long hair and no beard, practically a woman Imao Wailed on moneylenders in the temple impervious to the sun Anglosaxon, guaranteed to get sunburnt under the intense Middle Eastern sun Vaguely gay., didn't let living in an incredibly homophobic nation get him down Will forgive you for all your sins Wants world peace and loves everyone unconditionally Hated the Pharisees. What kind of Jew hates Jews? Used to spit on lepers Explicitly told his followers that he came to cause strife Extremely racist, called a gentile a dog when she begged him to heal her daughter Vaguely racist, used as an excuse to colonize brown "savages" Doesn't care if you don't listen to his rules, too much of a cuck to put his foot down Not following his rules and becoming an extreme ascetic meant an eternity in hell Stripped down to his underwear and washed his apostle's feet, very humble "What's an Oral Torah?" Wore his Tzitzit like a good Jew Wants you to be rich, cares about the material world more than the afterlife Destroys a fig tree out of season while he was hangry, totally cucks whoever owned that tree Devout Pharisee, told his followers that the Pharisee leaders had divine authority and had to be obeyed

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Happy Holidays vs Merry Christmas

The Virgin "Happy Holidays" V.S. The Chad "Merry Christmas" "We need to respect other people's religions!"".except I want a Gender-Neutral Santa to replace the traditional Santa." Thinks that all religions, even those that don't have a holiday at this time, deserve recognition A time of joy AND cheer! Companies make so much money Cute Elves to scare children into being good Actual Holiday is late December, people so hyped they start the microsecond Halloween ends Thinks classic movies Drinks overpriced Starbucks drinks, doesn't realize it's probably cheaper to make ECort are sexist and racist. No BS- get all your presents IN ONE DAY. Feels he can't say Merry Christmas to a group of 100 people because there's one Jewish guy and two Muslims. Rule of a Christmas Party Number 1: Attends parties, doesn't get, hooked up with anyone The guy in the Santa suit ALWAYS gets girls. No creepy elves to scare children- his political correctness does it well enough Jesus was so nice he let people get gifts on HIS birthday. Some of the best Probably atheist or something idk movies of all time revolve around this Holiday

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Virgin Black Men according to Liberal Pocs vs the Chad Black Men as described by Racists on the internet

The virgin POC According to Liberals The Chad Black Guys According to Internet Racists -mercilessly take all the taxes they -struggles -under educated want -can't get a job -Better at -f---- all the -probably in jail sports white women CAWIN -strong and intimidating KEIN -Winning their war on the police -has 10 kids with 5 women, a true alpha trait

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Allegory of the Chad

OUCH! THE CHAD GAZING UPON THE TRUE NATURE OF EXISTANCE THE VIRGIN LOOKING AT SHADOWS

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Broody fantasy antihero messiahs

Has a Sword with a Has a Sword with a badass name like Terminus Est goofy name like Longclaw Executions are his day job Makes a big fuss about doing one execution Needs a witch to resurrect him Resurrects his own damn self Wears all black Wears all fuligin Literally sleeps with every Dates one hillbilly King of one part of woman he meets one continent Autarch of all and his aunt Urth The Virgin Jon Snow VS The Chad Severian

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Yes, my favorite tag combo is loli happy_sex. How did you know?

holding hands (?) 93407 old man 3017 older male 2613 older man and younger boy 982 older man and younger girl canon couple (?) 1535 ugly bastard 158 ugly man 2150 married (?) 3087 romantic (?) 1350 embracing (?) 1102 gang r--- 292 234 bbc 18430 smile (?) 2185951 blush (?) 2726421 happy sex (?) 43415 happy (?) 263513 A* (?) 95537 OUCH! carrying (?) 34767 princess carry (?) 10877 netorare 6226 cradling (?) 170 kiss (?) 88738 french kiss (?) 12729 kiss on the lips (?) 5032 cheek kiss (?) 4841 cheating girlfriend 476 cheating wife 3211 ntr 1561 hand kiss (?) 1679 hug (?) 142019 hugged from behind (?) 22828 holding close (?) 27663 cheating 9556 cheating boyfriend 147 cuckold 6400

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The Virgin Tekken vs. The Chad Tekken

The VirginTEKKEN The Chad TEKKE UM Less content than PlayStation.2 Most experimental & innovative Tekken game yet. TEKKEN Literally just Tekken 5.2, with ideas prior Tekken games, barely has more than Cuckcom fighters. Chock full of content, has the burrowed from best Tekken Force mode. Street Fighter IV. So balanced to the point where it's boring. One of the best TEKKE OSTS in the genre. Hilariously broken & unbalanced, to the point namco S----- rave & wubstep OST. Wack character it's fun as s---. replacements, such as thot Josie OUCH! Horrible storymode, and Best fighting game story mode next to MK9, and Paul wasn't a f------ joke character. has worse character replacing thug Bruce. endings than in MK11. Chadbot > Mokuvirgin Shonen anime-tier aesthetics Loved by South K*reans and e$ports shills. Hated by South K*rean players, but beloved by Tekken Boomers Seinen-tier aesthetics, has the best character designs and atmosphere like TheMainManSwe. out of all the Tekkens.

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Chad Banzai Charger vs Virgin Naruto Runner

Banzai Runner (Charge) Naruto Runner Made in Japan Made in Japan Possible before WWII era Modern era Honor Cringe "Tenno Heika Banzai!" "Nikko Nikko Ni!" Run towards the enemies Run to ridicule themselves Worked in mostly all Asia Failed in the raid of Area 51 Loved loyal, real life, 3D waifu, Hirohito 2D thots cheats on them

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Virgin Mask v. CHAD MASK

The Virgin Mask The Chad Mask Only became mainstream apparel because of a virus Always keeps slipping off, needs constant readjustment It's party time, P-A-R-T-why? Cuz I gotta! Ssssmokin! VUs Somebody stop me! Not actually all that effective Can't make the scene if Clothing businesses are now trying wto capitalize off them That's a spicy meatball! MASK you don't have the green! against said Did you miss me? I guess not! virus You were good, kid, real good, but as long as l'm around, you'll always be second best, see? They call me Cuban pete, I'm the king of the rhumba beat, when I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom! Everyone will stop wearing them once the Associated with gangs before the pandemic pandemic is over

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Virgin Bang Dream Chad Love live

Tries to Save their school or Club by sexualizing Becomes a Dead content when Project Sekai and D4DJ game releases and didn't last longer than 5 years. Chad Live! Lasted longer than 5 years and 10th anniversary for now. themselves School CHAD project" The Virgin BanC Dream Muse and Aquors' VA are already respected as Solo Artists,Despite being an Virtual idol content Even if their games gets f-----, it doesn't destroy the fandom cuz it is not a Main media パンドリ Game is their only main media and their anime is too mediocre to compensate it. Their VAs are just a puppet of the K*d*ni as we can see from the incident of Mashiro's VA. Main girl,Kasumi has got her swimsuit too late and its top is too long to call as a 'bikini'. Too fragile fandom as Glass so that other new game takes the fan away Her swimsuit is too modest to call as a bikini compared to Arisa and Tae Lacks arcade or console game. Their only figurine is Prize or Nendoroid. Robust Fandom as a Steel, New game cannot take the fans away. Hon POMU! Anime is too awesome that Story isn't 2 of the main girls, Honoka and Pomu can essential wear a bikini. and it compensates any other medias. So cute and awesome Original song which doesn't need a cover song Pushes the S----- and not essential new band and it takes away the fan/ Has Arcade and Console games now. They have premium Figurines. Need to borrow other's song Almost Half of the Band doesn't exist. Only 4 bands actually plays the instrument Fina Idn't content Need to collaborate with Rezero,Doremi and To aru to maintain the fans

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Virgin Pride Trooper vs Chad Shadow Dragon

The Virgin Pride Trooper The Chad Shadow Dragon Eats his friends, mmmm You, you're despicable! Are you saying that you changed the Karma Ball into positive energy and used my own weapon to destroy the negative ene Waaaah I have no friends waaaaah OWARI DA!!!! OWARI yummy DAAAAAA!!!! His boss is a literal clown Dorky spandex power ranger suit Self-proclaimed God of Destruction as he was In the nude for all to see, capable of destroying the entire universe with ease 24/7 Malding Hey guys, look it's Batman An actually original story concept Can increase the girth of his spikes for maximum penetration Wanted to use the Super Dragon Balls to beg for validation from his dead Uses the same s----- master orange energy blast over and over Presents a wide array of abilities coming from each of the Shadow Dragons Took a Universal Spirit Bomb to kill

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