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THE VIRGIN MOWGLY THE CHAD TARZAN Schoolboy hair, probably all greasy Convinced waifu to move in with him Luscious natural dreadlocks Has to move in with waifu and leave the cool cat and bear Fur diapper Not a part of the pack anymore Now leads the gorillas -Breezy loincloth to keep his Struggles to climb tree despite living his whole life in the jungle manlyhood fresh Scrawny arms and legs Killer thighs and calves Gracefully swings on vines and branches to go around in the jungle

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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CHAD Virgin Pokémon Everyone wears a stupid hat *neopets' Needs a new system every few years for the same gameplay Tired concept with little to no innovation over 20 years Over 10O different palettes total, most pets have at least 50 of these Iconic and memorable pet designs oucH Pokémon only have two different possible palettes in most cases Only 55 different species, easily memorable names and designs Has over 900 different Pokémon, can't reasonably expect anyone to remember them all Will literally run on a potato sith a screen after decades Bland, overused designs Constantly pdating and adding new featares after over 20 years

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The Beckys Monica Rial & Jamie Marchi and The Virgins Sean Schemmel & Chris Sabat vs. The Chad Vic Mignogna

The Beckys Jamie Marchi and Monica Rial and Virgins Sean Schemmel and Chris Sabat The Chad Vic Mignogna PLEASE DONT SUE US! Good Loving Christian Man Goes the extra mile by giving fans hugs and kisses in gratitude by tradition Funimation Backstabbing Snakes Confirmed SJW's Our word IS our proof, we dont have to show the world NOTHING! Crazy Man Hater Doesn't believe in "Innocent until proven Homophobic Bipolar, gets extremely riggered when he gets called "Beta Male" Gets hounded and threatened by online SJWs, doesnt care or even flinch All lawyered up! Now we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is ours "One of your Funimation friends trying to accuse me and my supporters of a Swatting Hoax? Nice try!" Stands up to homophobic groups protesting at conventions r/animedubs thinks Anime News Network is a legitimate news source? ROFL! Jamie Marchi marchimark vic mignogna@vicmignogna Feb 8 There is way too much hate in the world today. Please spread love and understanding instead. Hate met with hate never, ever solves or improves anything. Be kind to one another always. ollwv Prabloodxwol@problccdkolf Feb 11 Freedom cf speech' does rot equal to freedom to ruin peocle s lives d to false accusaticn:"either MONICA Sean Schemmel @SeanSchemmiel Christopher Sabat O @voiceCVegeta Replying to @Alishalin Rialisms Follow V Follow Yes,1 want his head. I want his ball.I wantMnia Rial him to feel an ounce of the pain he'eai others and then f------ choke on it.I want you to take his d--- out of your ears so you Thanks for the twet lv screershot it andalready. Next step will be FB can actually hear realty. But, you know that's sent it to my attorney and law enforcement. ust me. Ny DM's are always open. You think I'mRnto@dime:ke Following beta? Write me. I'm not messing around.@LordShmeckie Shut up f-----! -) 've been in touch with law enforcement Seriously, though, this type of dialogue is good. "DIE IN YOUR SLEEP!" is not will not be harassed. Have a nice night!

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Virgin Joy Division vs. Chad New Order

The virgin Joy Division THE CHAD NEW ORDER Mostly famous for a string of iconic 80s Music is commonlv associated with depression and suicide Mostly famous for their album cover being on Music is commonlv associated with drugs and partying hits a trendy t-shirt Many tojp five albums Only influenced a bunch of s----- Indie bands Only feeling in their music is bleakness Their music evokes all kinds of emotions in the listener World motion Revolutionised an entire Peter Hook plays boring overly simplistic bass riffs Only song nor can name IS LOve Will Tear Us Apart mies genre of music Peter Hook plays all kinds of cool riffs on the bass and is basicall lead guitarist Their debut only reached number 71 in the UK charts Never needed a filmm to be made about them as their music speaks for itself Needed two films made about them to be remembered Nearly bankrupted their record label as their single wa copies they could barely afford to pay rights to the sleeve artist s selling so many Never released anything that reached the top five in the charts Normies are familiar with Blue Monday, True Faith World In Motion and Bizarre Love Triangle

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Virgin Elizabeth vs. Chad Eleanor

VS The chad The virgin Elizabeth Eleanor Spoiled during childhood Strong powerful female fiqure Omniscient but not really Kills people just to watch them slip away Acts like a brat Has a really cool dad Her dad sold her to pay off his debt Cries and runs afterCould outrun you witnessing murder underwater Grew up being experimented on, hunted and captured Will sacrafice children so you can escape Rapture Wears badass Decides to k.o. the guy saving her Runs around in a dress and heels bodysuits

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Captain Becky vs. WONDER STACY

WONDER WSTACY С Р-Г/IN only halfed the Avenger BECKY uma after half of them died Is the fifth Captain Marvel Was in the JLA from the start One and only Wonder Woman Literal goddess Wears a jumpsuit that looks Not even the first female superhero in the MCU like something straight out Bulletproof skirn, of the Arrowverse deflects bullets with her blacelets purely for the AESTHETICS Wears battle armor that 's both sexy and realistic Played by some random blond actress Had a brief mention in the post credit scene of Infinity War First female superhero of all time Nailed Chris Pine and Batman Played by a badass Israeli soldier Stole the scene in BvS and Justice Leaque Feminist propaganda Flies in a jet Punches old ladies in the face Did the "Wakanda Forever" gesture before it was cool Suffragette propaganda Vulnerable to bullets Got her powers from some alienS Got her powers from the gods of Olympus Flies in an invisible jet Fought in... Iraq, maybe? No confirmed love interest Fought in both world wars Same face syndrome "HERo" Ridiculously charismatic

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Virgin r/IncelTears v. THE CHAD r/GamersRiseUp

The virgin r/inceltears THE CHAD r/gamersriseup Top text Realizes undeniabie truth that WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY Has had one succesful Insecure, has to make fun of A true gentleman relationship, claims to be chad losers on the internet to feel Betrayed by society.still sacrifices himself tor veronica better about himself Is unable to realize the undeniable fact that we live in a society Thinks that by projecting feminist ideology he'll be e Y attractive, only appears weak Years of gaming have gven him better reficxes Content with current society Will lcad the beta uprising >Has had agf >stll a virgin Probably got cucked in his only relationship Would easily get lald if that stupid bitch veronica chose him instead of her dumb jock bt Years of angry typing have destroyed the joints in his fingers Has an immaculale sense of style, refuses to conform to SOCIETY'S exnecations >Unironically thinks that Batman was right More mature-realizes the joker was right BOTTOM TEXT

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virgin emo vs. CHAD SCENE

VİRGİN EMO Isn't allowed Piercings show his tolerance Posts selfies to have lona hair to pain Posts drawings Not only has long hair, but dyes it as well Can't tease hain Still in Middle School Black Veil Brides Dot Dot Curve palette is black eases hair more Than he teases Stacy Fall Out Boy "Emo" girls are just theater geeks and variety of neon colours "screamo""" Scene-Queens are seen achad! Accepting of all genders by being bisexual Doesn't know what Cap'n Jazz is as celebrifies Colour palette consists of Black Has unique music qenre Attack Attack! Intimidating crab-like posture Uses tumblr stays alone Sociable, has clique MySpace King Drinks Monster Asking Alexandria Probably drinks water PATD MCR broke up BrokeNCYDE L See Sfars will never die

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The Virgin Progressive Metal Anthology vs. The Chad Nu Metal One Hit Wonder

Plays music to his friends, gets awkward stares because they don't get it Songs are about 20 minutes long and contain 5 wanky guitar solos "Hey bro, play that awesome Last Resort song Despite the drummer dieing of a heroin overdose and all other band members bankrupt and homeless, the song is still played on rotation to this day Il Pulls off awesome hi lited dreadlocks, gothic stacies stare at him Never played on the radio Wants to grow viking beard, ends up being wiry and unattractive The one song is a 3 minute verse chorus banger, no time for quitar solos Unnecessarily long hair Plays dated RPGs like Gothic and Morrowind Wears all black, he thinks he's dark and edgy but really doesn't want to be noticed Over abundance of accessories and flashy flame tank top is a must Plays Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 Formed in the late 8os but virtually unknown until the rise of social media Formed in 1997, made hit single 2 years later About 20 albums that are only sold in specialist record shops Only one album released in 1999 with the one hit song and 11 other trash filler tracks, but it sold double platinum simply because of the one song Very tight clothes due to poor diet Even his XXL ultra baggy JNCO jeans are too tight for his massive schlong Uses online forums to talk about music Embraces the simpler things in life, like one fingered guitar rifts in Drop B and pop choruses Needlessly complex instrumentation Never uses the internet except for online gaming Not a single swear word in entire discography Poetic lyrics about death life and love only for p---- virgins Chadly lyrics about f------ stacies and hating your parents because they gave you Crash Bandicoot 3 instead of Watches the needle drop F bombs in every line in the one song Watches jackass Carmageddon ultra gore edition

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Virgin 2019 website Chad 2000 Demands a specific resolution Not afraid to Rounded edges on every element so nobody gets hurt Adjusts to all screen sizes like a p---- Powerful Java applets use bright colors Everything is white Funny animated gifs Forced smooth scroll reCAPTCHA Privacy -Terms Barely uses JavaScript, as things should be I'm not a robo Warns about cookies Begs for email addresses "Values" your privacy Everything animated Beautiful backgrounds like clouds, space or a nice leather finish Doesn't require a fancy backend like Node or any API a free FTP server is fine Requires JavaScript to show anything Offers useful toolbars that extend your browsers functionality Has a supbage that's just called Downloads" Wants to know your location Wants to show notifications Works properly with Internet Explorer Doesn't discriminate against other countries or bots

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fashionable haircut! and a stick! Virgin Scorbunny Chad Grookey name is a combination of grass, ook!, and monkey some dumb bitch rabbit tasteless p---, a bottom being fast is a crutch Furry bait name is just scorch and bunny. lame! a monkey can and will overpower a stupid bunny useful and amazing tail nothing special to look at. literally just a bipedal bunny tiny puny pathetic tail only meme is chungus 100% will evolve into a gigachad probably gonna be a fire fighting ok so basically, is momkey cute in a cool way weird floppy feet

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Mowgli vs. THE CHAD TARZAN

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THE VIRGIN MOWGLY THE CHAD TARZAN Schoolboy hair, probably all greasy Convinced waifu to move in with him Luscious natural dreadlocks Has to move in with waifu and leave the cool cat and bear Fur diapper Not a part of the pack anymore Now leads the gorillas -Breezy loincloth to keep his Struggles to climb tree despite living his whole life in the jungle manlyhood fresh Scrawny arms and legs Killer thighs and calves Gracefully swings on vines and branches to go around in the jungle

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