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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![I Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:34:12 No.54478410 >>54478535 File: Beer run gone wild.jpg (26 KB, 400x300) Source: >>54477742 Now as you all know, a beer-run is a highly organised and complicated operation. You need to make sure you have the exact amount of money you need, so the least amount of time is spent fumbling for wallets and drinking said beer. Everyone's order must be written down. Drinking the wrong beer is only slightly better than drinking no beer. You might even have to drink lager, yuck. Always have a safe form of transport available for the beer run. If you take risks, you could hurt yourself; but worst of all you might hurt the beer. The best example of what not to do can be found in the sorry tale of Karansebes. Back before the invention of top hats and stiff-upper lips, the Austrians had come to the terrible realisation that, mid-way through the party, all they had left was yucky lager. Bleuch! Sensing the terrible urgency of the situation, the King Swinger, Joseph 2 the boogaloo, sent out his most experienced bros, the hussars, to fetch more quality beer. Knowing that beer was cheaper over the border in Turkey, 100'000 slightly tipsy hussars thundered off into the distance. After only losing their way twice, the hussars and assorted bros found the Off-license they were searching for. After all 100'000 bros showed their driving licenses to the clerk, they found out they did not bring enough change. A foolish mistake. Whilst they were mucking about with ATM machines, the party was beginning to slow. The communal Pimms punch could only last for so long after all. Being exposed to the notoriously chilly Turkish night air had only exasperated the drunken state of our poor heroes. To be cont... I Anonymous 07/23/17(Sun)08:48:36 No.54478535 ► >>54478410 It was decided to grab anything that looked beerish and retum as fast as they could before they all succumbed to the effects of hard partying. Unfortunately whilst they were racing back home, some fell off of their horses or became lost in the dark. This just goes to show that just because the horse is sober, it does not mean that it is safe to drink and ride. But do not worry, they were all safely collected by the Turkish Black Maltildas and delivered back home once they sobered up. After only losing only the small amount of 10% of their entire beer-carying strength, they returned to the party victorious. However, whilst parading their spoils, it was discovered that in their haste all they had brought was more lager. Despite happening over 200 years ago, this is still the worse recorded beer run in history. So just remember this and take heart in the next time you fail a beer run. Musical Re-telling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbbHXz1pDls [Embed]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/873/387/61c.png "Whimsical Warfare: The Battle of Karánsebes")
![Finno-Korean Hyper War Clockwise, from top left The Battle of Siberia, The Siege of Helsinki, The Sack of Gangzhou, Emperor Kim l1-Sung I Hwan at the activation of the Giza Mass Autism Array Date 8245-6172 BC (2073 years) Location Finland, Russia, Crimea, Central Asian Steppes, Lemuria, Proto-Finnic Mediterranean Colonies, the Levant, Egypt, Sri Lanka, Indochina, China, Siberia, Korean Peninsula, Outer Space Result Departure of the Nephilim, (c. 8000 BC) Disappearance of Lemuria Hwan Civil War, (6201-? BC) Imperial Defeat Collapse of the Hwan Empire Indo-European Rebellion, (c. 6000 BC) Third Neanderthal Genocide The War on Autism, Finnic Theater Ongoing Partition of Proto-Finnish Khaganate Territorial Hwan Africa ceded: King Wewuz changes Belligerents Great Hwan Empire Proto-Finnic Holy Roman Khaganate Commune of Lemuria Notable commanders and leaders Joseon the Bold Spurdo Spärde I Spurdo Ching-Chong Nipnong Spärda Spärdo I Spurdo Spürdo Spärde Il Spurdo Fred McFeely Rogers Girls' Generation (SNSD) Jackie Chan (holding Senghis Khan geaiop of Lemuria infant in ladder factory) Obi-Wan "Ken" Kenobi Gaius Julius Caesar Strength 500 Imperial Jedi Knights -2100 Ursine Cavalry 20,530 Augmented Cavalry 32,500 Pre-Horse Archers Great Imperial Starfleet Lemurian Fleet, Sol Div. 300 Korean Proto-Ninjas2500 Swiss Mercenaries A Tyrannosaurus Rex14 Jackie ChanI2][3] Casualties and losses Heavy ground losses Caualties: 2,000,000 dead, over Heavy ground losses 10,000,000 wounded Jackie Chandisputed] Lemurian forces 400 knights and 800 disappear from Earth soldiers captured1] Proto-Finnic Khaganate Unknown dead or partitioned, then dissolved wounded1 Finnish social skills12 Losses Imperial Starfleet vaporized115 Hwan Empire collapsed Approximately 3 inches of average penis length151](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/654/733/0a5.png "Finno-Korean Hyper War")
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