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The Virgin Mask Hater "its already old now!" luscious, orange hair jealousy over rećeeding hairline knows when to boogie, knows when to dance has won an oscar face limited to human proportions al ways has his ID in his other pants, always has 2 pairs of pants cold, lonely nights impossibly chiseled face hates the oscars possibly failed actor spams chat with memes and sssmokin! lyricposts only watches intentional comedy no ID or cane in sight cool cane for dancing (and boogying) stars in so-bad-it's-great kino "i-it's not even funny, dude..." probably has no rhythm changes clothes constantly "b-bad meme! stop it!" king of the rumba beat rude, insulting loves you baby well mannered, always pardons the way that he stares hates all new memes warms those lonely nights is actually his bad mask junk full of virile mask sperm sperm isn't sentient rubber legs doesn't even know what a rumba beat is comedy elitist legs can only stretch measly inches wears belt with own maskthetic face on it wears clothes with no regard for color schemes has never been the life of the party "my bad"" wears socially acceptable clothes

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The Virgin Mask Hater v. THE CHAD MASK


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded May 07, 2020 at 01:00PM EDT

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