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Virgin Real Hacker Chad TV Hacker Most succesful thing he's ever done is DDOS-ing Is able to hack every a game server because he kept losing database known to man- *Hacker noises* kind in mere seconds I'm in Calls Spends months on hacks that ultimately fail himself a black- hat Lots of Breaches hacker НАK UST green color PROXIES your firewall by typing in command to sound FBI Wrote a col FB because virus once, it rep- center accidentally resents CPRDR: corrupted CLASSIFIED • PILTURE OF SLP.106 hacking his own PC or some- Atrophied thing like Invisible to the muscles that government; Chad is hidden PANDA PROSS behind 7 proxies The government knows who he is, doesn't care about him Wears sunglasses inside to stay incognito KILL-R USB

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The Virgin Game Hack v. THE CHAD TELEVISED HACK


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded May 06, 2020 at 03:49PM EDT

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