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The Chad Goblin Slayer The Virgin Generic Isekai/Fantasy protagonist really cool armor, perfect for killing goblins has a harem of Wants to kill goblins generic D-Tier waifus Boring Personality "i used to be a loser on his entire personality is wanting to extract earth, but in this new world im super cool!" has a cool revenge on goblins priestess who helps him kill goblins hardly any has a bunch of character cool weapons for killing goblins development Looks exactly the his party consists of an elf, same as every other anime protagonist man of few words, is probably pre- occupied thinking of ways to kill goblins a lizardman and a dwarf theyre so powerful to the point where all the action that help him kill goblins scenes have no tension because its obvious the protagonist cant die He hates goblins, he is too angry to die

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THE CHAD FICTIONAL The virgin actual Viking FANTASY VIKING cool helmet inspires fear and admiration No shield, he just runs into the battle Old rusty helmet with no coordination or planning whatsoever doesn't even like killing, it was his only option Fully nude except one random shoulderpad other than starvation stupid quilted shirt is his only armour stands in a big gay "shield wall'" with fellow virgins awesome leather wrist thingies scared to fight, never leaves formation badass axe lets him Wears a bunch doesn't even know what chop both the enemy of smelly rags weak little spear is his main weapon fabric is, wears rawhide and his own face boxers covered in filth from left with scraps after jarl takes all the good pot for himself Routinely fights 15th century knights, and other foes from 400 trudging muddy river banks years in the future KHY

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the virgin High resolution fear rejection to insecure abbout what people will think uses all his Data to make meme

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"You can not petion the lord with prayer!" Lad Captain has no musical talent at Virgin Paul McCartney Chad Jim Morrison all, still worshiped as a creative genius beefheart been arrested on Wrote songs that defined the veitnam war stage twice Simped out for 4 girls per album Trout mask replica is only listened to by people with >130 iq Member of the most popular band ever, ruins it over "creative diffences" Wrote a hit single in the 60's and then went Wrote all of his music on the piano mad Mysterious death is still intresting allegedly flashed his penis to a crowd Expects a guitar to play the same range as a paino Only Schitzophenics think that there is a looks like Does not know how richard nixon to play the piano mixed with conspiracy about him betty white was a tragic genius Sounds like a sex icon of a decade corupted midi file Only faggy teens who think they are unique like him nowadays Yes, the river knows is still the most emotional 20th century "I am the lizard king, i can do anything" Frank Zappa's Music consisted of screaming and a monkey on a piano Haunted by song of the wetdream childhood trauma

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Virgin vs. Chad - "he just hates goblins"

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The Chad Goblin Slayer The Virgin Generic Isekai/Fantasy protagonist really cool armor, perfect for killing goblins has a harem of Wants to kill goblins generic D-Tier waifus Boring Personality "i used to be a loser on his entire personality is wanting to extract earth, but in this new world im super cool!" has a cool revenge on goblins priestess who helps him kill goblins hardly any has a bunch of character cool weapons for killing goblins development Looks exactly the his party consists of an elf, same as every other anime protagonist man of few words, is probably pre- occupied thinking of ways to kill goblins a lizardman and a dwarf theyre so powerful to the point where all the action that help him kill goblins scenes have no tension because its obvious the protagonist cant die He hates goblins, he is too angry to die

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May 05, 2020 at 04:46PM EDT in reply to Cickany1990

*The man's got his priorities. Boobs are temporary and Goblins must be made even more temporary

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