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"You can not petion the lord with prayer!" Lad Captain has no musical talent at Virgin Paul McCartney Chad Jim Morrison all, still worshiped as a creative genius beefheart been arrested on Wrote songs that defined the veitnam war stage twice Simped out for 4 girls per album Trout mask replica is only listened to by people with >130 iq Member of the most popular band ever, ruins it over "creative diffences" Wrote a hit single in the 60's and then went Wrote all of his music on the piano mad Mysterious death is still intresting allegedly flashed his penis to a crowd Expects a guitar to play the same range as a paino Only Schitzophenics think that there is a looks like Does not know how richard nixon to play the piano mixed with conspiracy about him betty white was a tragic genius Sounds like a sex icon of a decade corupted midi file Only faggy teens who think they are unique like him nowadays Yes, the river knows is still the most emotional 20th century "I am the lizard king, i can do anything" Frank Zappa's Music consisted of screaming and a monkey on a piano Haunted by song of the wetdream childhood trauma

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The virgin THE LAST OF US PART I THE CHAD TETRIS Company treated employees terribly Is just a movie in disguise A visual novel feels more like a game Some angry employee leaked it it's fun Doesn't know how to do proper LGBT representation

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The Chad Eazy-E Virgin dr.dre Made snoop dog amous Made $250k selling drugs Studig gangster Real muthaphukin Wite beater Founded NWA And Ruthless Left Eazy for death rów records Died at young age Is old now Crip Dre day was Eazy's payday Never broke a law Was Suge kníght's bitch

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The Virgin Video Essay The Chad Brain Dump Can actually criticize a movie and believe it can be better. Heck Doesn't call out people in comments. Does a follow up video while doxxing people in the video reading comments from "enranged fans". Can't take criticism from people who call him out. believes in some other world that there is a good Emoji Movie. Claims to know about Posts unpopular opinionated videos just for clout. animation. Can't animate Post Brain Dump videos to actually give a thesis on a movie or call out b------- like Powerpuff Girls 2016, Ghostbusters 2016, and The Problem With Apu. himself. Can actually animate cartoons really well. Get's mad at a joke in a movie that's either to him sexist, homophobic, ableist, transphobic, and whatever phobic there is. His wife already has a boyfriend. Makes really hillarious jokes. Beautiful robot wife.

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Siren Virgin Slender Chad Was created in Can change his Was made too Only limited to 2009, 4 years after YouTube was size at will early in 2018 one size launched Every villain in his Very original design, that Is overshadowed series is by other monsters created by its Looks too unoriginal, minus striked fear into overshadowed by many who browsed the web the siren for a head him creator in terms of power Has various web Has over ten series' such as Only has one Has no iconic web games, and one Marble Hornets, big budget movie game, and no movies series EverymanHYBRID and TribeTwelve. as well as a few other films Is so handsome, Ugly as f---. Literally has a face everyone, with only a mother Feared by Not so scary to he doesn't need a people, and instead people find it funny many thinking he face. could love was real

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE SHIZZARD

THE SHIZZARD Wings made of Gad's wet hair. Toenail Clippings after they Most had come inhumane to life. "Thing" in the Chadiverse Glass of Flem mixed with dandruff

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7'2 THE VIRGIN EIVOR THE CHAD ANGLO-SAXON WESTERN ROMAN AESTHETIC BURN VILLAGES THAT WEAR HIS BEARD LIKE DEFEND HIS LAND CANNOT DEFEND A PENIS AT THE END OF THEMSELVES HIS CHIN PRAY TO GOD LOOK FABULOUS IN BATTLE EACH DAY TALL AND STRONG HAS TO RESORT TO HIS RELIGION IS FRAME MAKE USING A HIDDEN BLADE ONLY REMEMBERED OPPONENTS PISS CAUSE HE IS TOO WEAK BY LARPERS THEMSELVES DRESS WITH THROW OPPONENTS SHRUG OFF SMALL ANIMALS HE AWAY WITH ONE SWING WOUNDS LIKE A FOUND DEAD IN OF HIS SWORD SWORD TO THE THE WOODS CANNOT BUILD LEG STONE CASTLES, SAY HE IS THE GOOD HAVE TO LIVE IN GUY WHILE INVADING SLAYER OF USE A GREATSWORD MUD HUT IN THE PEOPLES PAGANS S----- NORD SWORD SNOW CANNOT PRENETRATE HIS ARMOR THANKS TO HIS CHAD AURA

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The virgin content creator The Trade school chad Has a degree Has no beef with his Fakes his personality Only has a highschool diploma friends Doesn't need a patreon to make money Scams kids for clickbaiter money Union manager Secretly a p-------- Plays videos games for fun Over reacts when Has a wife playing games and two kids Constant beef with Isn't a Is a complete f------ random YouTubers Makes a honest living sellout Isn't looking Constant showoff Has a weird combover for attention Doesn't go on twitter to talk about his anxiety Girlfriend has a fans First video was a Doesn't call his only Makes a blog about his dead dog minecraft letsplay mom a boomer Built the virgin content creators house Makes a s----- music video

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The Virgin Last of Us: Part II v. THE CHAD SPONGEBOB: BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM REHYDRATED

The virgin THE LAST OF US PART I The chad PORgeB SQUARE PANTS BATTLE BIKINI BOTTOM FOR Is just a movie in disguise Company treated employees terribly Rehydrated Employees put in stable working conditions Remakes one of the best platformers ever Some angry made A visual novel feels more like a game employee leaked it Based off the Fixes the problems in the original game Spongebob cartoon Doesn't know how to do proper LGBT representation THQ Nordic complimented the SpongeBob Movie Rehydrated team! What a If the game does well, there's a chance the other SpongeBob games could get rehydrated chad!

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