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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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7'2 THE VIRGIN EIVOR THE CHAD ANGLO-SAXON WESTERN ROMAN AESTHETIC BURN VILLAGES THAT WEAR HIS BEARD LIKE DEFEND HIS LAND CANNOT DEFEND A PENIS AT THE END OF THEMSELVES HIS CHIN PRAY TO GOD LOOK FABULOUS IN BATTLE EACH DAY TALL AND STRONG HAS TO RESORT TO HIS RELIGION IS FRAME MAKE USING A HIDDEN BLADE ONLY REMEMBERED OPPONENTS PISS CAUSE HE IS TOO WEAK BY LARPERS THEMSELVES DRESS WITH THROW OPPONENTS SHRUG OFF SMALL ANIMALS HE AWAY WITH ONE SWING WOUNDS LIKE A FOUND DEAD IN OF HIS SWORD SWORD TO THE THE WOODS CANNOT BUILD LEG STONE CASTLES, SAY HE IS THE GOOD HAVE TO LIVE IN GUY WHILE INVADING SLAYER OF USE A GREATSWORD MUD HUT IN THE PEOPLES PAGANS S----- NORD SWORD SNOW CANNOT PRENETRATE HIS ARMOR THANKS TO HIS CHAD AURA

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The Virgin Content Creator v. THE CHAD TRADE SCHOOL STUDENT

The virgin content creator The Trade school chad Has a degree Has no beef with his Fakes his personality Only has a highschool diploma friends Doesn't need a patreon to make money Scams kids for clickbaiter money Union manager Secretly a p-------- Plays videos games for fun Over reacts when Has a wife playing games and two kids Constant beef with Isn't a Is a complete f------ random YouTubers Makes a honest living sellout Isn't looking Constant showoff Has a weird combover for attention Doesn't go on twitter to talk about his anxiety Girlfriend has a fans First video was a Doesn't call his only Makes a blog about his dead dog minecraft letsplay mom a boomer Built the virgin content creators house Makes a s----- music video

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The Virgin Last of Us: Part II v. THE CHAD SPONGEBOB: BATTLE FOR BIKINI BOTTOM REHYDRATED

The virgin THE LAST OF US PART I The chad PORgeB SQUARE PANTS BATTLE BIKINI BOTTOM FOR Is just a movie in disguise Company treated employees terribly Rehydrated Employees put in stable working conditions Remakes one of the best platformers ever Some angry made A visual novel feels more like a game employee leaked it Based off the Fixes the problems in the original game Spongebob cartoon Doesn't know how to do proper LGBT representation THQ Nordic complimented the SpongeBob Movie Rehydrated team! What a If the game does well, there's a chance the other SpongeBob games could get rehydrated chad!

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The Becky YandereDev v. THE STACY YUKAKO YAMAGISHI

The Becky Yandere-Chan The STACY Yukako Yamagishi Boring, uninspired design Has a stand allowing her to manipulate her own hair to her will Has no unique powers Interesting design Comes from a lazy game made by an incel Does get together with her love interest Comes from a Doesn't get together with her senpai beautifully illustrated manga by an immortal, never-aging vampire, Hirohiko Araki Has no character development Is the first yandere in manga history Doesn't even have Igores her senpai for most of the game Becomes a better a normal name person as the story progresses Threatened her love interest with an electric chair, made him piss his pants, force fed him food covered in paper and kept him in a summer home

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Virgin Horror Movie Character v. MY CHAD DADDY'S BELT

VIRGIN MOVIE MONSTERS CHAD MY FATHER'S BELT Tonight, closing Their movies Makes an un- your eyes won't change anything should be Don't even exist lol forgettable labeled comedy if you ask me noise as it passes through the sound Get worse barrier with every Will help Only p------ get scared by these virgins remake me learn my lessons Shiny and waxed at all times If you close your eyes they'll go away Usually coupled with funny drinks

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My most ambitious project yet

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"The gang go on a ski strip"

The Lad Chairlift The Chad Hittin' The Virgin Skiin The Slopes The Thad Aerial Assault The Shlad Snowmobile Joyrida Shredding -Skis down chutes at 90 degree angles, legally not even -His hair cuts considered ski through the wind slopes and acts as a stabilizer fin -Left the ski rental Afraid of taking office as soon as he risks -Doesn't wear any -Incapable of noticed a -Did not need to be YEWL snowmobile outside winter clothes, unfamiliar with the inches of air withoutwith everyone else, getting even a few given a ride here -Thought the -Leaps out of -Skis always pointed together -Sticks to beginner slopes despite being capable of intermediate runs automatically doing he lives out here in moving chairlifts tosnowmobile was some sort of winter concept of being ambush a backflip the woods -Wears a helmet no -Attempts things -Sick three-tone for his own safety, variant of a Tonka unsusp ing prey below truck -Shlad you have to use the brakes! far above his skill Oakley goggles but so he can better -Did not come here level -- makes up smash through trees to ski Chad passed hi the aux cord on the drive here but he -Wears a helmet, -Wants this trip to be didn't know any SHLAD!! Calls his gf over for it with raw and boulders that -Doesn't know how to -Doesn't even know what a winter sport is -Whenever the get in his way courage ShlaceTime to tell her how much fun slow down, he just -Always encouraging Virgin to attempt black -Offered to drive the crashes into the what a nerd nearest object or entire way here so he's having socially acceptable music to play over so he can go home and play person when he wants to stop everyone else can relax, that was nice group wants to stop for lunch he says he already ate diamond runs with computer games him of him

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The Virgin American Farmer v. THE CHAD BRAZILIAN FARMER

The Virgin pretty moustache The Chad american farmer old clock Brazilian farmer not even a hat ridiculous moustache catholic ridiculous clothes no one respect everyone respect respectful clothes BOCA HORA Uses a rudiculous a big knife shoe beautiful shoes PEÃO

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Fake Chad v. INCOMPLETE CHAD

incomplete Chad Fake Chad v.S OUCH! vieGiN NA

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haha virgin meme go brrr v. THE CHADS VIRGIN AND CHAD

The virgin "brrr meme" The Chad virgin vs chad Punchline different Colorless every time COLORS Boring characters no merch COOL VODEN tBoth are mentally D/retareded Requries effort to make already boring merch Has several fanfics Entire punchline is haha [thing] go brrr Hate eachother timeless classic love

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Modernism v. BRUTALISM

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