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Lost almost Allsups burritos Land of Enchantment every war, even civil ones S--- paying jobs Visitors only go to Cancun or Cozumel Cool Architecture Spicy Candy Beautiful landscapes Hatch Peppers Virgin Mexico Chad New Mexico

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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THEVIRGIN OISNEY THE CHADGOLDEN FILMS Bioy HUNCHRACK "NOTRE DAME TALES HNCRILNGKS NOTREDAME Family

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virgin solid snake v. Chad Big Boss v. THAD RANDOM MEDIC GUY

VIRGIN SOLID SNAKE CHAD BIG BOSS THAD RANDOM MEDIC GUY Loses eye to torturer, becomes Cucks other people into doing his work for him *Fails suicide attempt* Badass best buddies Doesnt mind scars Walks in Fathers Big Boss taking all the glory afterwards Neckbeard shadow Just happy to help Replaced by f------ Ladder enthusiast LOL Solid Snake F----- a hot Can sprint Raiden blonde F----- an across Afghanistan without breaking a autistic Dies at 40 of old Worshipped brunette by Mercenaries Sterile Proud dead beat dad age sweat

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Virgin Nurses v. CHAD PROTESTERS

Virgin Nurses -Wear ugly scrubs Chad Protesters I want -Burns down 5G cell towers MAGA haircut! Proudly shows face -loves -Hides behind masks 5G Street smart -Wasted years at -slave to JANTI VAXX!! school he could have Big Pharma - Fighting against the Deep State™ spent crushing p--- TM -Works for the Deep - free StateTM thinker -Endorsed by the president - hates the economy -Freedom to die

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Virgin Kubrick v. CHAD TARKOVSKY

The virgin Stanley Kubrick The chad Andrei Tarkovsky Made a 3 and a half hour Made deeply philosophical art studying war, religion, coming of age and the complexity of human relations Such a bootlicker that long epic about how s----- the Soviet Union was and how it Made movies about when the USA asked him some a------ falling in love with a 14-year old girl to fake the moonlanding he said yes tried butchering his art Had unlimited budgets but still couldn't The last movie he worked on was him trying to imitate Steven Spielberg and failing miserably Made his films on lunch money-sized budgets and they're all masterpieces Famously hated every movie that wasn't made by him, didn't give a s--- who he offended get Napoleon made Had to torture Shelley Duvall on set to get a decent performance out of her So beloved and respected Probably got murdered by some pedophiles who felt threatened by Eyes Wide Shut by his cast and crew that they would risk getting cancer just so he could make Stalker Assassinated by the KGB because his work challenged the legitimacy of the entire Soviet Union

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"Everyone knows that Mortadelo could kill Goku and every other anime character."

THE VIRGIN MANGA THE CHAD TEBEO -Parodies -Created after an everything, --No funny parody, only -Beautiful color -To lazy to have awful war even itself color -Right to left, "deconstruction" like a normal -Same -Diferent ways human cliches -Created after a to see bomb everything -Even the comedy takes itself too -Even the drama -Right to left is a weird doesn't take itself -Simple and seriously memorable too seriously -Killed by his way to read character designs -Animation son, Anime couldn't kill -Godly slapstick -Every country tries to copy -Only cared by weaboos the tebeo star -Every country them -Everyone cares knows that it's for them impossible to copy

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The Daniels

His whole life revolves around one unfunny one-liner Wears white vans, easly gets them dirty Thinks that Dead meme lowering his voice will make him sound funny, in reality is just annoying Boring haircut The Virgin Damn Daniel Just some guy named Daniel, nothing to see here The Basic Daniel A man every Daniel strives to be Surpassed his predecessor Cool and stylish sunglasses add him grace Originated from hilarious meme that made dozens of man laugh The Chad Cooler Daniel

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Virgin Goy vs. Chad Jew (by Anon (ID:jEL5TYr1) No.240611762)

VIRGIN GOY CHAD JEW >Teh jooz! >With Jews you lose! >112 IQ Genius, but still maintains a humble demeanour >Seriously thinks there's a Jewish conspiracy to enslave the world muh shekels >Advances science by winning 1/3rd of all Nobel Prizes >Israel stole the Palestinian's land! > Invented Polio vaccine, nuclear physics, stainless steel.. etc. (Jews are the real Kangz) >Jews suck baby penises! >Runs Hollywood, making movies loved by billions. >Jews did 9/11 >Runs Facebook and Google, helping billions find friends and search the net >Runs the banks, helps millions get credit to buy houses and start businesses. >Run Israel, the only 1st world country in the Middle East.

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Saint Chad, the Slayer of Gizzard

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Virgin Facts v. CHAD FEELINGS

the virgin facts THE CHAD FEELINGS UNIQUE TO CANNOT BE PUT mostly bunch of boring numbers EVERY PERSON same for everyone IN NUMBERS you need school to get them YOU ARE BORN WITH THEM EVERY GREAT ARTIST CARED DEEPLY ABOUT Only Ben Shapiro cares about them THEM MUST BE EXPRESED IN can be expresed in normal letters CAPS LOCK

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Virgin Side View v. Chad Front View

Please forgive me for what Thave made in MS Paint Virgin Side View Chad Front View

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The Becky Star Butterfly v. THE CHAD FANBOY

The Becky Star Butterfly THE CHAD FANBOY The characters are still relatable We were supposed to root for this character (just like Captain Marvel) Started out as a simple SpongeBob knockoff, but gotten better a couple episodes later Started to get horrible by Season 3 A kino series finale but yet people want more Series finale was hot garbage Not really funny at times Even the fans and haters still praise another show, Glitch Techs, created by the same guy Funnier and funnier Fans horrifyingly ship characters in the series unironically and were made Inspired by weeb s--- every passing viewing into the show Does nihilistic, chaotic thingse creator doesn't have another show yet Inspired by the times at 7-11 Has earned a cult following over the years despite being the main protagonist He and Chum Chum are powerful "BRAAAAAAIIIIN FREEEEEEZE!" "i'm from another dimension" li'l beasts Creepy 20-to-40-year-old cartoon skeptic manchildren praised this show Does not talk down to its core audience Kids love the show but skeptic consoomer manchildren get p----- off without giving it a chance, "MEN EVIL, RACISM BAD, WAKE UP SHEEPLES."

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NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE CAD (no relation)

The Cad Shaved his ungainly hair as a first step to regaining some semblance of normality The former Lad, who has come to terms with who and what he is now and no longer trying so hard to be a Chad. Can now fit through most doors Ironically this makes him more of a Chad than he ever was as Lad Uses self-deprecating humor to help cope with his situation. Plays up his former Laddishness for fun Taught himself to use his tongue and hands to have sex to overcome his unusable penis He's such a Cad Still has urges to act out in a Lad manner, but channels them into his sense of humor and other non-destructive Just waiting for the right partner actions. Uses wheelbarrow to move his penis around rather than dragging it on the Probably won't be accepted by most people either way floor Is fine with that.

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